Miscellaneous: Today, I set my beer on the windowsill while I made space for...

By sayno2mermaids - 04/08/2016 02:08 - United States - Denver

Today, I set my beer on the windowsill while I made space for it on the table. Suddenly, the wind knocked the window open. Into my beer. Into a box of expensive electronics. It was the last beer. FML

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By nemi - 31/08/2010 22:33 - Norway

Today, I was out having a beer with a few friends. After getting a pint, I slipped in a puddle of beer, fell on top of a stranger on the sofa, and knocked my beer upside down on my head. Then, completely soaked, I realized I'd also knocked over the table, spilling its content on a poor girl across it. FML

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Craft beer bores

By Sticky - 08/11/2020 17:02 - Netherlands - Utrecht

Today, just before bed, I decided to put away the dry washing. I ended up knocking over my boyfriend's precious brewing ginger beer. It took me an hour to clean it off the floor, cupboards, door, outside and inside of the fridge. Everything is still sticky and smells of yeast. FML

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By Colleen - 18/01/2009 23:14 - United States

Today, I bought a party bowl of Bud Light for a get-together. Around midnight, I realized that I didn't have the tap to get the beer out. Fifty-five cans of untappable beer and no more beer money. FML

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Priorities

By Earths_Venus - 19/11/2009 22:31 - Australia

Today, I was driving to my new home with a lot of my belongings in the car. I could hear things shifting in the back. When I parked, I opened the door, ready to catch my vodka. I caught it - and watched my laptop slide out of the car, onto the concrete, and break into 3 pieces. FML

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By Elliot - 22/07/2010 15:10 - United Kingdom

Today, I lifted up my blinds, only for them to detach from the wall, hit me on the head, knock a pile of paper over, spill a can of Pepsi, leave plaster all over the floor and a gaping hole in the wall above my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/06/2019 22:00

Today, I went into my fridge and someone had drank all the beer. Only my 8-year-old son lives with me. FML

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By ojskyguy - 11/10/2014 23:04 - United States - Pearl

Today, I knocked over and broke one of two very expensive wine bottles. As I was using the mop to clean it up, the handle knocked over and broke the other. FML

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Gross!

By cantstopfeelingit - 16/12/2019 05:00

Today, my roommate moved out. When I went into his room, I found a few things he forgot. Specifically, his beer bottle filled with nail clippings. I emptied it onto my hand before I realized what it was. FML

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Drunk on the job

By Anonymous - 29/06/2024 03:00 - United States - Matawan

Today, I was in a rush to get my lunch for work. I quickly opened my fridge to grab it, and accidentally knocked over a beer, spilling a little on my pants. I told myself I'd spray them in the car. I forgot, and when I got into work, someone sat down and commented that they smelled beer. The person was a student. FML

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By Tyr88 - 05/03/2017 02:00 - Australia - Blakehurst

Today, I opened my fridge. It's entire contents: half a takeaway meal and 4 bottles of wine. FML

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Swellswellswell 17

Thursday 4 August 2016 11:35

You sound more upset about the beer then the expensive electronics

themassivefuckup 16

Thursday 4 August 2016 11:39

The beer is your first priority, when you spilled it all over electronics that you specified as expensive?

Comments

Ruskiy_Cherep 18

Thursday 4 August 2016 22:27

Priorities

acmariner99 25

Friday 5 August 2016 17:00

I shall play taps in honor of your fallen beer.

ericanicole1 12

Friday 5 August 2016 22:05

Yea yea expensive electronics who cares. But THE LAST BEER?!?!?!????!?!?!!!!??!?!?

Beautymarked 12

Friday 5 August 2016 23:28

I'm glad you have your priorities straight, OP.

Bquillero16 18

Sunday 7 August 2016 9:51

My beer! My games!! MY BEER!!!

wordsandzombies 12

Sunday 7 August 2016 15:37

But was it your last box of expensive electronics?

luke73tnt 17

Monday 8 August 2016 2:29

That's what you get for drinking beer in the first place

Deadpoolscomedywriter 6

Sunday 19 February 2017 5:16

how strong is your window? how does wind just blow it open?

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Sunday 8 April 2018 5:02

YDI for putting beer, or any liquid, so close to a bunch of electronics. Reminds me of an old flash game where you shot an apple off a redneck's head, and at one point you miss and he says, "The pieces of glass in my eye aren't so bad, but that was my last cold beer!"