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By Anonymous - 01/07/2016 14:10 - Australia - Niagara Park

Today, I set up a hidden camera in my room so I could prove that my sister beats me up when my parents aren't home, since they always accuse me of lying about it. When I showed them, they wasted no time accusing me of "provoking" her off-camera. FML

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By Kellie - 31/12/2010 09:55 - United States

Today, I found a hidden camera in my room equipped with night vision and a microphone. My parents have been spying on me for at least the past year. FML

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By Pimp-Daddy - 21/07/2009 14:55 - Canada

Today, I set up a camera in my kitchen to see who was stealing my cookies. Turns out my mom had her boyfriend over. Good news, the cookies are safe. Bad news, I now have something recorded that I never wanted to see in my life. FML

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Victim blaming

By Anonymous - 28/08/2014 21:16 - Portugal

Today, my demented little sister walked up to me and kicked me between the legs. I told my parents, but they just accusingly asked me what I did to provoke her. When I said, "Nothing", they accused me of lying. There is no justice. FML

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Bad pranks are annoying

By Anonymous - 17/01/2020 20:00

Today, my sister snuck into the bathroom while I was in the shower (the lock is broken) and took my clothes and towels. I came out and quickly went to my room. As I went in, my sister was sitting on my bed with two friends watching TV. I instantly covered up, but they saw everything. FML

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You can do it

By Suomynona - This FML is from back in 2013 but it's good stuff - Germany - Hamburg

Today, I felt lousy and decided to give myself a pep-talk in the mirror. After a while, I cheered up and went about my day. I soon found out that my sister had recorded me through the crack of the door and posted the video on Facebook. I'm humiliated. FML

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By M.SHUKRI - 29/03/2015 12:54 - United States - Round Lake

Today, I was sitting in my bedroom relaxing when I heard my little sister and my brother. Thinking it was cute they were talking again, I was listening. They were not just "talking", they were making plans on how to kill me. FML

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By kingwalrus - 12/06/2010 18:55 - United Kingdom

Today, my siblings overpowered me and duct taped me to a chair. Helpless, I had to wait until my dad got home so he could help me. Instead, the first thing he did was reach for his camera to take a picture. FML

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By tsakashvili - 26/05/2009 04:38 - United States

Today, I decided to scare my 10 year old sister for fun. I hid behind a door and leapt out, shouting "Boo!" when she walked by. She burst into tears and ran screaming to my mom. My mom thought I'd hit my sister, and was so angry that she punched me in the eye. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/05/2015 15:15 - United States - Lompoc

Today, I woke up to my little sister strangling me. My parents accused me of making the red marks on my throat myself to exaggerate how bad it was. She's just "going through a phase", they say, and I'm a bad person for punching her to get her off me. FML

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Well played

By anonymous - 05/03/2014 05:43 - United States - League City

Today, my mom came into my room, yelling at me about a pregnancy test that she found in my bathroom. My mom wouldn't believe me when I said it wasn't mine. Turns out my sister bought the test, threw it under my bathroom cabinet, and now she won't admit to the prank. She thinks this is hilarious. FML

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Donut_Wizard 23

Saturday 2 July 2016 0:29

Take the video to the police. Proof of assault, as well as criminal negligence on the fault of the parents.

NYM88 26

Saturday 2 July 2016 0:16

I try not to condone violence but in self defence cases.. I'd learn to fight back. FYL

Comments

Special_Orange 10

Sunday 3 July 2016 20:34

To all the people saying that he should try to fight back, not everyone has the strength to do so. In no way am I trying to condescend OP by calling him weak, but he might not be the strongest compared to his sister which is why he hasn't fought back however many times the aforementioned sister has beat him up.

BloodyGlass 10

Sunday 3 July 2016 20:46

So, did they think you bribed the police when they and your sister were arrested?

darwinav13 2

Monday 4 July 2016 5:30

Slit your sister's throat the next time she does that. Do it in front of your parents to show them what they made you do. ¯_(ツ)_/¯

shinikageWolf 15

Monday 4 July 2016 16:44

If you do fight back I'm sure she'll cry and tell mommy and daddy and they'll believe her. Unless she's afraid of spiders or something. When she's sleeping dump a bunch of them on her bed and leave. Every time she beats you do something like that until she stops.

anonn19 2

Monday 4 July 2016 18:44

although I do agree with others on you getting police involved. it would also satisfying if the next time she tries to fight, you go all super sayian on her ass