By mimi - 27/09/2011 02:51 - United States

Today, I shat a magnet. FML
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cBlackout 13

That's when you know you party too hard.

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bebe088 0

Im guessing you aren't a chick magnet...

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NDiesal10 2

Shortest FML ever. And YDI in all likelihood for eating a magnet.

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venomlash 9

You're lucky. If you'd eaten two magnets, they could have pinched a chunk of your intestinal wall between them, causing tissue necrosis and probably killing you if you didn't seek treatment.

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tjsomethin 9

Cool story bro, needs more dragons and shit.

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Levvy 22

The scary thing is that has actually happened.

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kalbrek009 20

You aren't by chance the brother from an earlier FML that always posts "cool story bro" to all of your brother's Facebook status post are you? Lol

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layersofspace 0

omg, this made me sick to my stomach. Stop saying rotten food!

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yankfan89 27

Looks like someone needed to pay better attention in preschool when they said not to put foreign objects in your mouth.

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