By Anonymous - 20/05/2010 11:04 - Canada

Today, I shaved my legs and pits for the first time this summer. It took 3 disposable razors and an hour to get the job done. I've clearly been single for far too long. FML
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meganm922_fml 0

ydi if you think being in a relationship is the only reason you should keep up with yourself.

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ShadowPunkChick 1

Well if you don't have one of those buzz cut razors to work it off with then get scissors out and trim it down. It will take a lot less time with the disposable razor if you do it that way first..and from now on you need to shave more often..because that's just disgusting!

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ALERI0N 0

Someone break out the weed wacker!

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capricaz 0

Doesn't shaving your armpits become second nature as soon as you hit puberty? I can't even get out of the shower without shaving, single or not. This is completely disguising. Maybe you're single because you refuse to take care of yourself and everyone can see your armpit hair.

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acinom 3

gross. just cause your single doesn't mean stop cleaning and taking care of yourself. you'll stay single if you look like big foot. lol

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TheIrishJaneDoe 8

pendatik take a break dude, I got this one. *ahem* Please refer to comments 70, 82, 102, 105, 108, 109, 122, 128, 139, 141, 143, 151, 176, 184, and 202: Shaving =/= cleanliness

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awesomechick618 0

why don't you just shave all the time and constantly be hairless, and there's someone out there for everyone, and that person for you likes hairless legs and such :D

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JFEND1 0

dude how old are you

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slyrat 1

Well, I don't shave my underarms or legs and I have a boyfriend. He doesn't mind at all. ; )

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maasturbate 0

screw everyone saying yuck. Shaving is a choice, and just because you didn't for a while doesn't mean you're gross!

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