By dancekat - 08/04/2013 09:17 - United States - Puyallup

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Today, I shaved my pubic area for my fiancé. He told me it looked "like Frodo tried to hack off Gandalf's beard with Gimli's ax." FML
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You deserved it 12 050

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dancekat 7

Hey, OP here, we had a big laugh about it afterwards. He knew I would love the reference. There was only one nick and he was pretty concerned after he made the joke. P.S. I've loved reading all these comments; they're amazing!

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Top comments

RedPillSucks 31

When he wants to have sex next time, yell out "You shall not pass!" If you're a ventriloquist and can make it seem like it came from your ******, that would be great.

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twilightriforce 10

"Keep it secret. Keep it safe."

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Comments

zombieladi 14

So you have grey hair down there? maybe that's the real problem.

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lambda_fml 40

Or white, which is even worse. (Gandalf the Grey became Gandalf the white)

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zombieladi 14

true, but I said grey because that's when they first met each other and figured if something like that were too happen it would have to be when they first met, kind of like an initiation...I might have thought about that too hard lol

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3rdbass 9

Looks like you might have to block his Nazgul from it's prey.

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Blahshabadada 10

Tell him you'll get Frodo to hack off his precious if he cant appreciate the effort you put in.

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Pleonasm 35

Wow then it must've been like the Mines of Moria down there or something! Gimli, son of Groin.

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ALlamaOnFire 20

What do the thousands of Orcs represent... Pubic lice? D:

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JennaNGood 21

Gimli son of Gloín, son of Groín actually

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Shenanigans9 8

I can't even imagine what the balrog represents... Thats got to be one bad STD.

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etishuman22 32

GONORRHEA!! (That's the STD that a Balrog would be. Makes sense if you think about it!)

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ManInTheMachine 19

Sounds like you shaved hobbit too close, OP. Next time be a little Mor(dor) careful.

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Pleonasm 35

I Sauron what you did there. You have MY thumb.

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HowieDoIt 21

51, Sauramon, good elfort but I'd give the victory to Pleo on this one.

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vanessa09865 23

you do know that there's Sauron, the eye of fire on a tower dude, and Sauroman, the evil wizard. Get your LOTR facts straight man

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stevothedevo 25

Probably fascinates bout getting head from a shaven gandolf.. And slipped up, half way into a day dream.

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stevothedevo 25

I mean it Cant be normal if he thinks that, then sticks his dick in there..

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stevothedevo 25

Fell free to tell the lion and the witch in your wardrobe

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whatthefreshhell 15

You're obviously a very intelligent person.

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stevothedevo 25

Lol. And you just teleported.. Is narnia hidden behind a wardrobe in the shire now? I'm somewhat jealous

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xmaximusx 12

A relationship is all about give and take I'm sure he loves hearing about american idol, big brother, and the celebrity dance rejects.

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bandofsand 10

Yes because women are mindless idiots, interested only in reality television. Get a new comment.

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mattlw 25

Ouch OP, maybe try nair next time.

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darkmis1 17

Nair tells you it's not to be used in your nether regions.

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mattlw 25

Well, I guess I might have known that had I ever used it.

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Han1156 23

Tell him " One does not simply enter my pussy." Next time.

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Reaper1984 13

Sounds like a pretty hairy situation.

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stevothedevo 25

Wouldn't it be a pretty hairless situation?

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Fuhkyoo 17

not with the hackjob op did down there

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