Miscellaneous: Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that...

By lovebigmacs - 06/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML

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By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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Chantallika 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:16

YDI for getting a tramp stamp, and of something as cheesy and overdone as a butterfly. That is all.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:16

It can flap its wings when you're getting it doggy style :D Pretend you're flyingggg. wheeeeeeee Oh wait, you're too fat to fly...

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GriefBacon 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 14:45

Do you realize that about a million other women have that same tattoo? And theirs flap when their fat jiggles too? Go laser it off. Spare yourself the humiliation in the future. And never get a butterfly tattoo (or anything else) on your lower back again.

Postlude 1

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:02

Good job getting a totally meaningless tattoo. Butterflies are deep, man.

loto_fml 3

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:11

Tramp stamp + butterfly = YDI

Captain_Jello 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:21

get in shape fatty

ozymandias_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 15:57

Hey fatties! Don't get a skinny girl tattoo if you are sensitive about your weight! Hey skinny girls! You will one day be fat. See above.

Zoa_fml 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:13

Then exercise!! You're life is not f-ed, all you have to do is get off your lazy ass and so something about it!

toink 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:21

Grimace got a tramp stamp! :O

atomicmrpelly 2

Wednesday 7 October 2009 16:54

Really? You'd gotten a tattoo? You had gotten a tattoo? HAD GOTTEN!? Please stop slaughtering the English language, the rest of us a getting fed up of using the left-overs.

komodo65 6

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:03

oh, and the rest of us a getting fed up? A GETTING???? my lord....i am so offended that you ****** up the english language on an FML forum. boo ******* hoo, man. i'm going to say "ain't" now just because you annoy me. ain't that not the most annoyingest thang?

null_fml 11

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:15

LMAO! Sounds like somebody's never heard of the pluperfect tense.

puffkins 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:05

YDI for getting a painfully unoriginal tattoo in a painfully typical place to get said painfully generic tattoo. Go join the Stupid **** Club or something.