Miscellaneous: Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that...

By lovebigmacs - 06/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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Today, I asked my boyfriend what he'd think of me getting his initials tattooed over my heart. "That's awesome, babe," he answered enthusiastically. "But could you get them on your ass instead?" FML

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By marquez_jasmine - 21/07/2012 15:08 - Canada - Kingston

Today, after feeling a little down about myself and looking for comfort from my boyfriend, he told me that my stretch marks make me look like a tiger. FML

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By backfat - 18/05/2018 01:44

Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML

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By anonymous - 06/11/2010 22:37 - Canada

Today, while cuddling with my boyfriend in the dark, he grabbed onto a fat roll and asked, "Is this your stomach or boob?" I didn't have the heart to tell him it was a back roll. FML

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By maybe dead in a day - 20/01/2013 19:28 - United States - Buffalo

Today, my boyfriend of three days met up with me at the movie theater, sporting a crude tattoo of my face on his cheek, along with a love heart and the word "forever." Looks like I'm single again. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/04/2021 11:00 - South Africa - Cape Town

Today, my boyfriend and I were playing around, tickling each other. He grabbed my stomach roll and told me it looked like a baguette. FML

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By June - 05/10/2010 04:47 - United States

Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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By anon - 27/03/2013 23:17 - Netherlands - Swalmen

Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML

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Roll with it

By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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Chantallika 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:16

YDI for getting a tramp stamp, and of something as cheesy and overdone as a butterfly. That is all.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:16

It can flap its wings when you're getting it doggy style :D Pretend you're flyingggg. wheeeeeeee Oh wait, you're too fat to fly...

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mmfgk 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 17:50

Seriously, YDI for the tramp stamp. Your boyfriend is probably just telling you that so you'll get it removed and won't look like a total bag of hoe.

Benaresu 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 18:20

Fat chicks shouldn't get tramp stamps. YDI

BigD3452 6

Wednesday 7 October 2009 19:05

FYL haha who gets a tattoo when they're fat they don't shrink if u get skinny lmao but u should def call Jenny Craig or become bulemic YDI tho haha

Erniesduck123 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 22:04

Bulimic dumb f*ck.

__no_one__ 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 23:38

That, and bulimia tends to not make you lose, but gain weight. (Not to generalize, though, but bulimia is technically bingeing and purging, and if you eat really much during your binges, even if you puke it right up you'll still take in part of the calories and gain weight.)

michellenKG 5

Saturday 21 January 2012 15:00

douche

Mr_Tuff_Guy 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 19:58

You should have lost the weight before you got it! Just imagine what it's going too look like now if you do lose the weight.

LevyLove 17

Wednesday 7 October 2009 20:20

I say YDI only cuz u got a freakin butterfly

tony8pie 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 21:24

YDI for getting a tramp stamp...

purplepickle 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 21:54

you're saying she deserved to be called fat by her boyfriend because she has a different opinion on lower back tattoos and/or butterflies than you do.

Erniesduck123 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 22:03

Tattoos are meant to be seen. What I don't understand is why fat women with unattractive bodies get tattoos that draw the eye to their problems areas, like their muffin top, bulging stomach or back fat. I agree, tattoos can look nice on women with hard bodies. Not only did these fat women probably look disgusting before, they now have a trashy looking tattoo to boot.

l4a4g89 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 22:47

No. She deserves to be called fat by her boyfriend because she apparently can't control her eating habits AND she is stupid enough to draw attention to her fat rolls by getting a tattoo right where they meet like rolling waves of nasty...