Miscellaneous: Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that...

By lovebigmacs - 06/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML

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By noname1025 - 04/09/2012 16:44 - United States - Lamar

Today, I realized my husband and I have been fighting a lot lately, so to show him how much I care, I got a tattoo with his name on it. He hates it. FML

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Today, I showed my aunt and mother my tattoo. They both burst out laughing. FML

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By anon - 17/09/2019 22:00

Today, my boyfriend encouragingly told me that he could tell I was losing weight, all because I had one roll fewer than usual on my stomach. FML

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Chantallika 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:16

YDI for getting a tramp stamp, and of something as cheesy and overdone as a butterfly. That is all.

allmidnighteyes 10

Wednesday 7 October 2009 9:16

It can flap its wings when you're getting it doggy style :D Pretend you're flyingggg. wheeeeeeee Oh wait, you're too fat to fly...

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Shadow_Phantom 26

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:10

I don't see why people get tattoos in places where 99% of people aren't going to see them. OP: That sucks but YDI.

Ms_Breezy_love 0

Wednesday 7 October 2009 23:21

Wow. YDI and FYL. YDI because even though your fat, and there is nothing wrong with being fat, you knew before you got that tattoo that it would look wrong on you. FYL because I cant lie..that has to suck big time that your bf pointed that out. pahah and 'lovesbigmacs' is your name? smh..

madasahatter 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 0:02

This is the exact definition of a tramp stamp. A fat chick wants to be "sexy", so she gets a lower back tattoo of a butterfly. You ******* deserve it for trying to be cool. How about a bit of oiriginality? And maybe a weight watch tape.

tina_xox 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 1:29

ahahahah lol ur cool :)

TheKitsune 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:08

Dude, the only thing fat chicks have going for them is personality. You obviously have nothing going for you because not only were you stupid enough to get a tramp stamp, but you went and got a cliche butterfly. Do you have an original bone in your body?!

giganticbrain 0

Thursday 8 October 2009 2:27

Get some god damn originality, asshole. You got a tramp stamp. How wildly uninteresting. And you got it of a butterfly. That lacks so much originality I want to strangle another human being now. **** you. I can't believe you wasted my time making me read that bullshit.