By lovebigmacs - 06/10/2009 23:32 - United States

Today, I showed my boyfriend the new tattoo of a butterfly that I'd gotten on my lower back. He said, "It looks like it's flying when your rolls jiggle." FML
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Chantallika 0

YDI for getting a tramp stamp, and of something as cheesy and overdone as a butterfly. That is all.

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allmidnighteyes 10

It can flap its wings when you're getting it doggy style :D Pretend you're flyingggg. wheeeeeeee Oh wait, you're too fat to fly...

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goddamme 0

YDI. Those tattoos belong on bodies like Megan Fox. :3

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redbluegreen 40

Hey, hey, hey! Some people have thumb fetishes! Not that I do. I'm more of a wrist... Nevermind.

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goddamme 0

Hey hey, I can't imagine anyone would every pay attention to her hands in any situation, be it reality or fantasy. :P She has a hot bod, and tattoos suit it. But for me, it's her eyes. Damn, they're hot.

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bosshaug 0

I always find it odd when 2 fmls with the same topic are less than 10 fmls apart

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haleyneal 0

yea people juss make up stuff cuz dhey want attention

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fudgebucket11 0

You should of went FML the second you got the unoriginal tramp stamp. Nothing says im fat, desperate n put out like a butterfly tramp stamp enjoy the STD this will bring you

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legendofdon 0

YDI for being a fat shit and getting a tramp stamp. And to the people who say "who cares about her weight," I bet you all turn around and say shit like "smokers are disgusting and it's unhealthy." Well replace smokers with fatties and that phrase still applies so stfukthxbai.

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zander09 0

Maybe we just prefer seeing people who aren't slowly killing themselves with food or cigs. I know that's how I feel about it.

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sofad15 0

I don't care if people who smoke or overweight slowly killing themselves. The earth is overpopulated already, so the sooner they kill themselves (if they are stupid enough to smoke/eat big makcs), the better

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jollyjam1 2

Tattoos are for losers no matter what their weight.

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kitkatkelly 0

Welcome to the 21st century, please keep your arms and legs inside the social norm at all times.

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01100110 0

YDI for tattoo on lower back, and your weight.

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aback 4

It's so good of you girls to get tramp stamps--takes all the guesswork out of it for the guys.

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im_a_dinosaur 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahah thats hillerious

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