By Rajin - 23/03/2009 20:38 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML
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You deserved it 16 863

Same thing different taste

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it just means that your perfect match hasn't signed up for that website, and that you will meet them another way : )

vonswede 0

The same thing happened with my mom. Eharmony told her she was too selfish to find a match.

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ModernDayHippie 0

Don't feel too bad. The same thing happened to me, except it's been over a year without any results. And me and my current boyfriend, who I met through a friend, are very happy.

did you tell them you're like a swedish asian jewish hermaphrodite or something? anyway, this is hillarious.

squeaky_fml 0

I hope you didn't pay. Try eharmony. It's expensive, but actually works.

squeaky_fml 0

#55 I met my current no-strings-attached sex partner on eharmony. We have a lot in common. We both enjoy gardening, hiking, cooking, and having kinky sex four times a day. It's fantastic and absolutely worth the money I paid.

abcdefgh_fml 0

This is a sign that the person that is meant for you doesnt use online dating!!.... i guess go out in the world and find someone who is right for you!!!

Maybe you're the only cool person on that site.

Hey, you're unique, good for you. Any girl I ever meet who I would deem dateable seems to be always either taken or uninterested in dating.

Seriously? Who cares what an online dating site randomly spews out as an answer to some quiz?

I heard that eharmony doesnt match you with anyone if you put that you are athiest...lol

u arent insecure, and u dont lie about urself, cuz u really want a real soulmate. Be happy, and know ull find some1 somewhere else. :)