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By Rajin - 23/03/2009 20:38 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. After completing their personality quiz, I set the distance to a 60 mile radius of where I live. Then to the country. Then to the whole world. I got no matches for any of the settings. FML

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By DrakeScott - 02/11/2011 18:14 - United States

Today, I completed the arduous, nearly hour-long process of answering the eHarmony dating questionnaire, only to be told my answers were too "unique" for them to match me with anyone. I had chosen "the world" as my distance range. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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Lonely, so lonely

By Anonymous - 01/12/2020 05:02

Today, after a nice Thanksgiving with my parents, and the usual question about when I'll bring a woman with me to meet them, I absentmindedly launched the usual dating app. I swiped completely dry with no matches, reminding myself that my entire city doesn't have one person interested in dating me. FML

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By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

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By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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By Jakub89 - 05/06/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

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By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML

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By Spencer - 06/12/2018 12:30

Today, I decided to try an online therapy site, seeing as I have been feeling very lonely and don’t have any friends to talk to about my issues. After filling out all the initial forms, the site told me there was no one available to speak to me. FML

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By dylanhollis - 17/01/2014 12:49 - United States - San Antonio

Today, I signed up for a dating site and used a photo of my mother and me at a wedding. Everyone stops responding when they find out they're talking to me and not her. FML

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Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:04

it just means that your perfect match hasn't signed up for that website, and that you will meet them another way : )

vonswede 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 2:09

The same thing happened with my mom. Eharmony told her she was too selfish to find a match.

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mel_ancholy 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:56

I think it takes a while for the matches to come in. There are a LOT of people on those sites...

krunkrooster 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 4:57

27 is genius!! Cruel, but genius.

devin333 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:15

it just takes a while to display matches the same thing happend to my friend

Serial 2

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:19

date a martian

babyimcreativexx 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:25

thats odd. maybe it wasnt working well or something. im sure your perfect match is somewhere out there. :)

thneen 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:28

I signed up for one of these sites several years back. The test took about 2 hours... but I stuck it out, anxious to see my matches when I was done. Not only did I not have any matches, but I was faced with a message that told me I was "part of the 2% of the population that just could not be matched". That one stung. Luckily, I met another person from that pool of 2%s on a popular art website.

mariposa25 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:29

A few years ago I signed up on one that was doing a free trial thing just to see what it was all about. It told me that based on my responses they couldn't find anyone who matched me at this time.