Intimacy: Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I... - FML

By Lou Czar - 07/01/2009 23:56 - United States

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Today, I signed up on one of those "cheater" dating sites. I ended up meeting my own girlfriend. FML

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By looking - 25/09/2009 18:16 - United States

Today, I joined a dating website and spent all day filling out and improving my profile. My first match is a guy who relentlessly tried to date me for all 4 years of high school. Now he just has more reasons to tell me how much we're meant to be. We're a 97% match. FML

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You deserved it 17 642

Catfished

By mylovelifeisanepicfail - This FML is from back in 2015 but it's good stuff - United Kingdom - London

Today, I discovered that the man I have been talking to on a dating site is actually my ex-boyfriend. He created a fake profile and made me fall for someone that doesn't exist. We got on better anonymously than we ever did in 3 years together. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 209

You deserved it 3 974

By GopherJR - 19/01/2009 01:07 - Canada

Today, I convinced myself I needed to get over my ex-girlfriend. I spent twenty minutes signing up for a new dating site, only to find out, that the only other profile on the site of a person within 200 km, is my ex-girlfriend. FML

I agree, your life sucks 27 853

You deserved it 2 416

By Anonymous - 24/09/2011 09:12 - United States

Today, I found out my fiancé is in the market for a new girlfriend. How? He used my credit card to sign up for 3 dating sites. FML

I agree, your life sucks 38 409

You deserved it 3 166

By z - 05/11/2009 17:20 - United States

Today, I re-joined a popular on-line dating service. I first signed up 3 years ago and was matched with a wonderful woman. After about a year, she broke up with me. I was devastated. After two years of trying to win her back, I decided it's best just to move on. Guess who they matched me with? FML

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By Anonymous - 08/07/2019 18:01 - United States

Today, I'm so single, I signed up for a free consultation on an LGBT arranged marriage site. FML

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You deserved it 422

By Anonymous - 12/06/2009 15:05 - United States

Today, I signed up for an online dating service, a couple of days after my divorce. I got my first batch of matches, and number one was a smiling picture of the woman who had just divorced my ass after 20+ years together. Her profile shows she has to have been active there for months. FML

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You deserved it 4 376

First dates suck

By Anonymous - 03/09/2019 16:00

Today, I went on two dates from a dating app. The first one said halfway through that we couldn't date because it would break his contract. The second one catfished me. This is why I have multiple dates in one day. They never end well. FML

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You deserved it 303

By Jakub89 - 05/06/2011 20:31 - Canada

Today, I signed up for an online dating site. In order to prove I was human and complete my registration, I had to pass a CAPTCHA. Coincidentally enough, the words in it were "depressed" and "loser". FML

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You deserved it 7 587

Thanks but no thanks

By Anonymous - 04/07/2012 18:01 - United States

Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML

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Top comments

Cullens4Love 0

Tuesday 3 March 2009 1:12

dude. f*** you both! just tell each other that you don't wanna be together! jesus, is it that hard to say no to someone???

HyperFlirt 0

Sunday 8 March 2009 6:45

So you're both assholes. Just break up. : Don't cheat, break up! That should be your new motto...

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snowhawk22 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 0:58

Comment moderated for rule-breaking.

teameminem 2

Saturday 21 May 2011 17:12

Don't be sexist. Reality is, they both went on the site to cheat.

emba_fml 13

Friday 23 March 2012 3:21

side puss?

aleia18 3

Saturday 16 June 2012 2:26

Of course the girl is in the wrong cause guys can just go get puss on the side and it's ok. Right .

gnattine 11

Wednesday 5 September 2012 16:41

Asshole.

jorgeq161 4

Saturday 15 March 2014 20:18

Well said

Rebey 6

Sunday 2 November 2014 23:16

Dude really? Side puss? Your a dick. If he wanted it that badly break up.

wc07 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 5:09

cheater dating sites...seriously???

jsmith1199 0

Tuesday 24 March 2009 14:18

#15.. yeah its always the girls fault and i wasnt being sarcastic at all, i was agreeing with you

SxBxLova 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 5:05

Haha, hilarious!

MasterDood 0

Wednesday 25 March 2009 9:02

now you can cheat on her-WITH HER! win-win!

mellowyellowww 0

Saturday 28 March 2009 19:07

i dont get why people cheat, just be single it's way easier! ;p

D4ni3l96 5

Thursday 1 April 2010 18:36

single FTW =D

SuperMeron 0

Tuesday 31 March 2009 16:17

What the hell is a cheater dating site?!

choppedNskrewed 0

Sunday 12 April 2009 23:39

YDI cheaterrr!!

blueworld_fml 0

Wednesday 15 April 2009 18:14

I think you guys need to talk...

Toas7 0

Monday 20 April 2009 2:28

"Today I decided to try to find someone to cheat on my girlfriend with, then I find out she's been looking for someone to cheat on me with. FML." It's Karma, only Karma came around and kicked you in the dick before you even did anything.

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Today, my son asked for my help with a personal matter. I was flattered that he trusted me, since he's a paranoid, untrusting psycho. Turned out he wanted to use my locksmith skills to break into his ex's house and "teach her a lesson" for breaking up with him after he cheated on her. FML

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Today, it's only day three of my annual vacation. Rest and relaxation? Afraid not! For the past days, I've been haunted by the constant thought of how much work will be piled up when I get back. FML

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Today, in an attempt to keep my valuables safe, I snatched my PlayStation 4 controller from the hands of my 4-year-old nephew. Not knowing that it was connected, I ultimately yanked the PlayStation and the HD Flatscreen flat on their faces. FML

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Today, I got a Facebook message from the school genius/nerd, who I have never talked to. He politely informed me that after much thought and deliberation, he has narrowed it down to who his ideal mate is. Me. FML

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Today, I was anonymously sent screenshots of texts from my new boss to my interviewer, saying I got almost all the questions wrong but to hire me anyway because they’re hiring quota has to be at least 40% women. That’s the only reason I got the job, tits and no brains. FML

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Today, I was at a restaurant where the host is an attractive guy with only one arm. I was with my family, so I didn't want to be too obvious when checking him out. It seems like I was, though, because he came over and told me it was rude to stare at his arm. FML

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Today, the weather was beautiful, so I decided to go out skating. I guess I took a wrong turn into a bad neighborhood, because I ended up being chased several blocks by a group of jacked-up thugs wielding baseball bats and taunting, "Skate or die, homie!" FML

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Today, my mom signed me up for Weight Watchers as a surprise birthday present. FML

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