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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML
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monkeyspark 6

Incest: a game the whole familly can play.

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FordPrefect 0

Did your balls touch?

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CFR 0

I thought you were a girl until I saw your name and I was like "Oh thank God". Really, this would have been MUCH worse if you had been his daughter.

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plexico 3

And he had his morning wood going on.

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acd23 0

Same here, if it was a girl it would've been more traumatic. But since it's a guy, I don't see the problem, except for the "colliding" part, that was probably pretty awkward.

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Gato_fml 0

Lol I thought the poster was a girl by the way he wrote.

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Mitzi_doll 0

I thought the same thing tooo!

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livelovelife01 0

Ahhh cockfight :) Fyl...if you were a girl that'd be gross... :0

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magichateball 0

its not an FML unless your balls touch!

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sublime93 0

I think he's implying that they did by saying "we collided" Anyway OP that's a ******* hilarious image

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Raheemdplayer 7

This sound slike it was inspired by the movie 'The Proposal' starrin Ryan Reynolds and Sandra Bullock, hmm I dunno if to believe you or not

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ghostgirll 0

I was thinking the same exact thing

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giganticbrain 0

It's not gay unless the balls touch. Or did the balls touch?

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plexico 3

You mean they could have gone head-to-head for an hour and still be considered straight?

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giganticbrain 0

Well, I meant just in that situation. This rule doesnt apply to ALL situations. But, in most cases, you can ask yourself "Did the balls touch?" and if the answer is no, than it aint gay.

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shadowsx1101 0

WOW...... How.. original... OP: sucks to be you, but this really shouldnt be FML material. for one, you really didnt know anyone was there, but as #22 says, you ARE turning into your father.

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