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By malebonding - 17/08/2009 13:50 - United States

Today, I slept in late and when I woke up, thought I was the only one in the house so I decided to walk around the corner to the only upstairs bathroom naked. My dad also slept in, also thought he was the only one in the house, and also decided to walk to the bathroom naked. We collided. FML

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By mydadsawsooomuch - 17/11/2010 13:26 - United States

Today, in the wee hours of the morning I decided to make a naked dash to the bathroom, unfortunately, my dad decided to do the same thing at the exact same time. FML

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By Anonymous - 13/03/2010 09:17 - United Kingdom

Today, I was at my boyfriend's house, when I needed the loo. The door was ajar, so I walked into his bathroom, sat down, and started to pee. I then looked up to see the shocked face of his dad sitting naked in the bath. FML

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By Anonymous - 11/11/2014 18:56 - United States - Dekalb

Today, I walked into my bathroom, only to find my dad passed out on the floor with his pants around his ankles. FML

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By Burntintomyretinas - 19/09/2012 04:40 - Australia - Chatswood

Today, I went over to my girlfriend's house. She'd told me not to ring the doorbell and just come in so that I wouldn't wake her dad up. As I walked upstairs, her father walked out of the bathroom naked. We locked eyes. I can't get the image out of my head. FML

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By Jonnygiant - 14/03/2009 01:45 - United States

Today, I was taking a shower after basketball practice. When I got out of the shower I thought no one was home so I thought it might be fun to walk around the house completely naked. I walk downstairs and my mom was eating dinner. Along with 20 other members of her bookclub. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/10/2024 04:00 - United States - Bremerton

Today, I woke up and realized I had to pee sooo bad. The problem was, I sleep naked with my partner, who lives with one of their sisters. I didn't have time to get dressed before running to a shared bathroom, and even then I "drizzled" a little bit on the bathroom floor. I cleaned it and myself up but still… FML

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By meeeoow - 22/01/2011 10:05 - Australia

Today, my drunken father decided to walk my quiet street naked. FML

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By hellphone_fml - 01/07/2019 20:00

Today, someone knocked on my door. I yelled "Yeah?" while getting up, since it was locked. My grandpa walked in, as I apparently didn't actually lock it. I was naked. FML

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By Embarassed - 10/09/2009 05:32 - Canada

Today, I got out of bed and went to the bathroom. At least, I thought I did, until I woke up to my pants, sheets, and boyfriend all soaking wet. FML

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By Anonymous - 28/07/2015 18:55 - United States - San Francisco

Today, while in a hotel, I left the room to get some ice. Since my parents left the door wedged open, I didn't worry about trying to find the room number. Without thinking, I walked in to another room that was also wedged open. Yes, there were people in it, and yes, they were both naked and hairy. FML

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monkeyspark 6

Monday 17 August 2009 20:06

Incest: a game the whole familly can play.

FordPrefect 0

Monday 17 August 2009 20:08

Did your balls touch?

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jonny2x4 0

Monday 17 August 2009 21:51

Was either one of you aroused at the time? Did either one of you get aroused once you saw the other naked? Who screamed first? Did you accidentally bump uglies? ANSWERS! WE WANT ANSWERS!!!!

Beki_luvs_u 0

Tuesday 11 May 2010 1:00

hahahahaha

Snowlight_fml 7

Monday 17 August 2009 22:00

Like Father, like Son Squiggles beat me to it XD

777_alex_777 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:02

malebonding ahaha, love the name XD

HeyThereGorgeous 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:05

so who got the bathroom?

kookysoc 11

Thursday 1 March 2012 2:22

:) funny

irrelevantxx 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:09

BAHAHAHAHAHA

f_me247 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:19

You know what this calls for.................... SPERM FIGHT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

f_me247 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:19

HAPPY DICK DAY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

eff_yo_life 0

Monday 17 August 2009 22:29

sooo who has the bigger winnie? :D

ClumsyJason 3

Monday 17 August 2009 22:30

lmfao. did you get scared and piss all over him and the floorr?

lancerevo1994 0

Wednesday 19 August 2009 3:09

I got the most hilarious image in my head. I'm trying not to wake up the cat by laughing too loud.

lisaloise 3

Monday 17 August 2009 22:31

Mhmm actually, I once saw my Dad naked. It was like, 4 or 5 am. And we bumped to each other in the kitchen and I was like, yawning and pretending I was sleepwalking xD LAWLZ