By fannylovesfelix - 10/03/2009 23:05 - United States

Today, my cat got into the bathroom while I was changing my tampon. As I was throwing the applicator away, I felt a sharp pain around my vagina; I looked down to find him swatting at the tampon string. FML
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fannylovesfelix 0

Hiii... My bathroom is insanely tiny. Think airplane bathroom small; I can lean over from the toilet to reach the sink/trash can, so...I was leaning over from the toilet. Fail, I know. Lesson learned. Also, my door doesn't completely shut so he can pry it open. Ehh, or he cries and well...I feel bad. I've given up on keeping him out. : On a lighter note, it doesn't hurt anymore. Also, he's cute enough that I forgive him. :)

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UndeadMerc89 0

Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

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W33nie 0

I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

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UndeadMerc89 0

Owww, I knew there was reason to not letting the cat into the bathroom. They'll swat at your genitilia

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Theatregeek788 0

trueee but that's pretty gross...XP

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skladek 0

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pickledpandas 0

with claws near her ******? pretty dangerous

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vengeance501 8

yeah, well YDI for letting your cat in when there was string hanging from your vag and for having a fishy smelling vag :)

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iplantzy 0

118- shut the **** up

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Samantha0001 0

ouchhhhhh i have a cat too.. they really like string..... >.> and #3, he scratched her ******....

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W33nie 0

I thought this was going to be another "that's the most action I've had in months" type of FML

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whodathunk 0

#3: Wouldn't you consider it a FML if a cat scratched YOUR junk? I mean, that hurts when it's not somewhere sensitive.

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Ready_set_owned 0

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH YOU GOT OWNEIJFIJDSOIJJ

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wil_182 0

um. hey. don't put your tampons in with your cat in the room is the lesson we are learning.

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tournamentdecide 33

Maybe she didn't know.. cats can be stealthy little bastards.

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Amanda_Ruth 0

Yes, this is definitely a FML because of the whole now it's gonna burn when you pee kind of damage that cat must have done... unfortunately, as terrible as I feel for you, I can't help but crack up. That's the funniest thing that I've ever read of that a cat has done (thankfully I haven't experienced this myself... yet).

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cutiepatootie008 0

what position were you in for him to do that? squatting on the floor waiting for it?

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