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By jester777 - 22/01/2011 17:39 - United States

Today, I sneaked into my girlfriend's house for some romantic time. Before going into her room, I took a dump in the bathroom. Once I was done, I not only noticed that there was no toilet paper left, but I heard her and her 6'5, heavyweight boxer, ex-marine father, talking outside the bathroom door. FML

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By coolhand - 29/08/2009 15:13 - United States

Today, I waited for my girlfriend to get in the shower before I stripped down to try and seduce her. I got ready, threw open the door and went in. I walked in on her taking a dump. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/09/2012 14:50 - United States

Today, my boyfriend tried to spice things up by sneaking into the shower with me. Instead, he walked in on me pooping. I only had the shower running because I was afraid he would hear me taking a dump. FML

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By IceMage - 18/01/2010 00:57 - United States

Today, my girlfriend and I decided to sneak into the shower at her house while her parents went out to eat and a movie. Half way through our shower we heard a knocking at the door, it was her mom. We had left all of our clothes downstairs. Safe to say I won't be allowed there any more. FML

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By tmrwsmggls - 16/11/2020 14:01 - United States

Today, I went to the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. Right as I sat down and started taking a dump, I looked over at the empty toilet paper roll and remembered his roommate had told us the night before that they were out of toilet paper. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/08/2011 17:03 - United States

Today, my boyfriend and I snuck into the bathroom together at his house for a quickie. Just as we unzipped our pants, his step-dad knocked on the door. Panicking, I jumped into the closet to hide. When his step-dad came in, he went to put some towels away. In the closet. FML

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By anony - 27/02/2013 13:49 - Australia - Melbourne

Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend by quietly undressing and sneaking into the bathroom to join him in the shower. He was bent over taking a dump, pushing his turd down the plughole. FML

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By GasAttack - 07/09/2009 13:32 - Canada

Today, I was taking a shower. I heard my boyfriend come into the bathroom, brush his teeth and take off his clothes. He joined me in the shower and instead of doing something loving or sexy, he let out a huge fart into his hand and threw it into my face. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/08/2019 06:00

Today, my boyfriend sneaked into my room, not knowing I wasn't home. It would have been great, except my dad went in my room to put laundry away. FML

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By FUCK GOD - 03/02/2013 23:04 - Argentina - Salta

Today, for the first time in weeks, my wife felt frisky, and we started fooling around. Half-way through undressing me, she bolted out, claiming she had the shits. About five minutes later, she tearfully called out from the bathroom, begging me to bring her a fresh roll of toilet paper. FML

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By EmbarrassedGirlfriend101 - 17/08/2011 16:40 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's house, my stomach began to hurt really badly, so I excused myself to take a shit. I let it all out. Later on, his dad went to the bathroom and yelled, "Goddamn son, what the hell did you do in here?!" FML

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CrimsonWolf1294 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 0:09

There is no possible way that you didn't deserve this...

sweet_candy_ 17

Sunday 23 January 2011 0:06

lmao I hope you make it out alive.

Comments

TheNewGuy03 28

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:13

if you're writing this, you must have survived by an act of god. perhaps he should have flushed your retarded ass down the toilet. do people think about these things? |the kid|

livetodisco 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:24

well how did it end?

Jack1941 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 12:46

there is no such thing as an ex-marine, dumbass...

anthony82_fml_fml 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 13:13

her father sounds hot! you should hook-up with him I stead!

budster1993 2

Sunday 23 January 2011 14:48

well you have your phone use it to wipe your ass

ReginalUT 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 15:20

Hahahaha you shoulda dumped your dookie in your own toilet.

iDoLotzOfDrugz 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 16:13

u r one stupid guy for first off sneaking into a heavyweight boxer/ex marine/6ft5 talls house i meen common sence

ulicksam 0

Sunday 23 January 2011 16:50

You are one of the stupidest people to ever post on this site. And how lovely for your girlfriend that you're taking a dump right before you plan some romantic time. YDI and FHL for dating a moron like you.