Health: Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust....

By Anonymous - 07/02/2012 12:04 - United States

Today, I sneezed after watching a commercial involving dust. FML

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By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By SoSoRachel - 31/10/2012 21:03 - United States - Dunlap

Today, while giving a speech at work, I started sneezing. After what seemed to be the last sneeze, I went on talking. Apparently it wasn't, and I blew out my eardrum. FML

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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML

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Behave yourselves

By DogStew - 16/11/2023 08:00

Today, I got sneezed on by a fully grown man. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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Go big or go home

By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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Faulty plumbing

By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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Side effects

By Anonymous - 19/06/2021 18:59 - United Kingdom - Runcorn

Today, I sneezed so hard, I farted. During my vaccine appointment. I hate hayfever. FML

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Bless you

By Achoo - 31/01/2023 02:30

Today, I've been having really bad seasonal allergies. I was at work, and feeling just about to sneeze for at least a full minute, but thought I could stop it. A customer came up to me, I opened my mouth to greet her… but instead sneezed right in her face. Several seconds before my addled brain caught up. FML

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PuffDaddy395 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:02

Million dollar idea: hypo-allergenic commercials.

easton222 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:00

No freakin way

Comments

idragosani 15

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:05

Probably just a coincidence

obamathellama 0

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:07

*Achoo!* Sorry, I just sneezed from reading this.

loller27 6

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:09

wow man your life sucks

EdenLis 14

Tuesday 7 February 2012 15:09

Not really an FML.

SteveOsWifey 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 19:36

okk i don't see how this is an fml! -.-

YoYoYo20_21_22 2

Tuesday 7 February 2012 19:39

So sneezing ruined your day? **** you this is stupid.

nickalley96 6

Tuesday 7 February 2012 19:42

Wow this is some intense shit right here.

SteveOsWifey 5

Tuesday 7 February 2012 19:48

okk i don't get how this is an fml! -.-

Silverangel007 3

Tuesday 7 February 2012 19:57

Lol, it's a mentality thing. Your brain registered seeing dust so your nose responded by cleaning itself.

DocBastard 38

Tuesday 7 February 2012 20:03

Maybe you have Autosomal Compelling Helio-Ophthalmic Outburst syndrome.

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