By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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DocBastard 38

"Shut up" is one of those phrases that people who respect each other shouldn't say. My wife and I haven't said that in over 15 years. We prefer "**** you, asshole."

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Bubbelz 25

Next time sneeze silently, in his face.

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Sigil 11

Women are right; all the nice guys are taken.

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Cysioland 8

Maybe it's time to dump him before it's too late?

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kristadoodle 8

&there's the "dump him" comment. Not always a solution to a relationship problem.

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JustNatalie 8

Sounds like my you ger sister and her annoying dad

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lexiiknii1 2

My boyfriend tells me to shut up when I breathe...

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burninsnow 23

Dang it op do you have any self control?!

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cleavers_143 11

never let a guy treat you like that, you are perfect and deserve to be treated like a queen

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Hedgielove 2

My family used to do the same thing except say " Meg just shut up already " my name is Bridgette and any time we watch family guy they say "look there is your twin" when meg came on...

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