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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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DocBastard 38

"Shut up" is one of those phrases that people who respect each other shouldn't say. My wife and I haven't said that in over 15 years. We prefer "**** you, asshole."

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Bubbelz 25

Next time sneeze silently, in his face.

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thapora 8

Your boyfriends a douche! You can't help it if you sneeze or hiccup. That's plain rude and mean to tell you to shut up. New boyfriend time

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cappellaaa 23

ignore the ****** then. see how he likes it

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ophel1a 7

ooh, so many good revenge plans... i recommend the logical extreme of utterly ignoring him/silent treatment, supplemented with a recording of the sound of your sneeze, looped on a PC to play over and over whenever he asks you a question or addresses you. OR, remove all the toilet paper from the bathrooms and stash it somewhere, and continue to ignore him when he shouts and asks you to bring him some. OR, every time he tries to shower, use the hot water in the kitchen. if you want more ideas, OP, just say the word. ;D

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BellaFurfaro 12

Um well didn't you know, you're not supposed to sneeze anymore!

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nix1993 41

Charming. Kick him in the nuts, then when he screams out in pain and/or cries, tell him to 'kindly quieten down'.

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ThatAss 14

Ask him if he needs a tampon for his ****** !

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potatosareawesom 7

god bless you

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stephiijo 15

This is stupid. This shouldn't be on fml. It's no big deal. Tell him to eat a dick and move on.

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