By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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DocBastard 38

"Shut up" is one of those phrases that people who respect each other shouldn't say. My wife and I haven't said that in over 15 years. We prefer "**** you, asshole."

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Bubbelz 25

Next time sneeze silently, in his face.

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grr4tigress 12

My boyfriend does it to me all! The time he says he'll stop once I say "pineapples" in the middle of my sneeze.. -_-

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funnytimes300 4

That is too funny and a little immature of him its not like you can control when your sneezes are comming. Ahhhhhh ahhhhhhhh chooo- wait i command you to freeze and stop it-

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filomiir 3

I suggest you get a new beau...because this is as good as it gets...

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BlitheNightmare 7

How do FMLs like this go through?

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lewk908 13

that's what I do as well. gotta keep em quiet like

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CreepInTheCorner 11

How romantic

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Wickid_one4life 1

gotta say ur the one who chooses to stay...

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