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By SierraDiaz2097 - 23/03/2013 05:44 - United States - Vardaman

Today, I sneezed. My boyfriend told me to shut up. FML
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DocBastard 38

"Shut up" is one of those phrases that people who respect each other shouldn't say. My wife and I haven't said that in over 15 years. We prefer "**** you, asshole."

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Bubbelz 25

Next time sneeze silently, in his face.

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rinnai 6

Maybe you sneezed really loud without covering your mouth. Didn't you know? Girls are supposed to sneeze silently.

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tehhboss 6

Actually the old man on pawn stars says it.

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mokielove 10

mabey you have one of those annoying sneezes.

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mcar 13

Maybe he was just joking. I like to say shut up when people have hiccups. It's funny because they can't control it :)

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skyeyez9 24

Are you one of those over dramatic sneezers like my husband? If so, I can understand why: He literally Screams as loud as he can as he sneezes. "RAAAHHHH CHOOOOO!!!!!" You can hear it if he is inside the house with the windows and doors shut and you are outside. ******* annoying as hell.

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wvcheesehead1 9

So you come on here and annoy us with it. The sneeze heard round the world.

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skyeyez9 24

Yes. Because misery loves company.

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jokinghazard 3

YDI, you probably sneezed really loudly while you guys were watching TV, you just can't do that. Don't make him the bad guy OP, jeez. Please recognize the sarcasm, your boyfriend's mean.

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