Health: Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

By HWS - 15/04/2011 05:47 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard I fell down the stairs. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/10/2011 11:44 - Sweden

Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML

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By blackcat37 - 28/09/2013 10:53 - United States - Independence

Today, at 6 in the morning, I sneezed so hard I fell off my bed. I guess I'm up for the day. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2015 18:58 - United States - San Marcos

Today, I sneezed so hard that I re-dislocated my shoulder. FML

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By TooYoungForThis - 30/06/2013 04:36 - Canada

Today, I sneezed so hard that I threw my back out. Now my back is in agonizing pain, and I can barely walk. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/02/2024 23:00 - United States

Today, after just waking up, I sneezed, which caused me to piss myself. FML

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By ouchmynose - 18/02/2009 02:43 - United States

Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/02/2010 19:29 - United Kingdom

Today, I was giving a class presentation, when I suddenly sneezed so hard I wet myself. FML

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By kinwar - 27/09/2021 07:01 - United States - Hamburg

Today, I sneezed and peed myself while working out at the gym. FML

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By de-ow-dorant - 19/01/2017 08:00

Today, as I was putting on deodorant, I sneezed the hardest I've ever sneezed before. I ended up pulling a muscle in my shoulder. FML

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By kissrocks4 - 11/04/2012 07:04 - United States - Sacramento

Today, I got whiplash from sneezing. FML

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thaney18 0

Friday 15 April 2011 11:49

Lol I'm picturing it in my head

MrGold 0

Friday 15 April 2011 12:10

If only you had farted at the same time you would have kept your balance.

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iLoveMyGuitarra 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 8:03

Better than pissing your pants(=

kck143 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 8:10

thats hilarious dude:) sorry btw

aFMLfann4life 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 9:52

****, I image that.... that's funny :D

FMLsOhilarious 6

Saturday 16 April 2011 15:18

LMFAO. That's hilarious!

Arschloch04 0

Saturday 16 April 2011 23:27

Bless your face, if you sneezed and fell down the stairs while reading this, bless you. Peace off.

75emily75 3

Sunday 17 April 2011 4:08

hahaha!!! that's really funny. haha I'm sorry. I'm just glad it didn't happen to me(:

yellow18_fml 3

Sunday 17 April 2011 18:01

hope you fell.

ugli77 0

Sunday 17 April 2011 22:56

keep your eyes open next time lol

jord01 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:21

hahaha! this made me laugh!

ATsatsos 0

Wednesday 20 April 2011 4:43

lmfaoo this made my night

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