By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

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Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
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atruegem 0

Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

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Fuck_The_Police 0

Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

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fuckilostmydog 0

well **** you

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fuckilostmydog 0

i'm kidding i know how you feel , i do it all the time

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SurfDaWave 0

You're prolly scarred for life now, but there was a bit of karma in that.

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omgELIZABETHHH 0

hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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DearGravity 0

Hahaha, Karma...

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this_sucks014 0

lol.Karma can really bite you in the ass!

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Lifelooser_fml 0

thats hot. I love listening in...just pretend its someone else man

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p00p0ster0us 0

You didn't have to listen to anything. You could have said "Aw crap, I came in to scare you. I don't want to hear your conversation." and walked out. But you wanted to hear what your brother said and did. And since you feel kinda dirty about it, you decide to blame life for your silence.

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bty245 0

why are so many fml's coming out of ontario?

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roydawgg 3

because that's where justin bieber lives so it's cursed

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