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By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML

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By hornyloser - 02/05/2011 18:46 - United States

Today, I had some hot phone sex with my long-distance girlfriend. Half-way through, my mom stormed in, and told me I was disgusting and sick for doing it in the same room as my brother. I forgot about the baby monitor. FML

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By junior - 11/04/2010 08:11 - United States

Today, I was with my girlfriend, thinking we were alone in the house. Her little brother found us having sex on the couch, took a pic and said, "You are now both my slaves." He ran upstairs and locked his bedroom door. FML

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By Anonymous - 27/11/2010 14:48 - United States

Today, while making love to my boyfriend, my sister called my cell phone. Not wanting to face the consequences of not answering, I had a long conversation with her. My boyfriend kept going. FML

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atruegem 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:19

Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

Fuck_The_Police 0

Friday 10 July 2009 12:35

Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

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seb12992 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:37

LMAO, I voted FYL just cause you had to listen to your bro have phone sex.

ithedarkknight 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 5:47

lol i never heard someone have phone sex really probably is entertaining to listen too because you stuck it out the whole time... lol i bet your nipples were hard!!!

looking_glass 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 9:50

HAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!! That would suck, man!

iTyler 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 10:55

hahahahaha at least he didnt c u

passwordis_fml 2

Saturday 11 July 2009 15:39

I would say during phonesex is the best moment to scare the shit out of him

xXStef_RAWRXx 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 17:44

OMG i know how it feels :'( but mine was with my sister.. we sleep in the same bedroom! it haunts me all the time..FML

xXStef_RAWRXx 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 17:52

hahaha niiiiice

stray94 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 21:46

in my house you can't have any kind of conversation without someone hearing. op: would you want you're brother in your room when you're on the phone with your bf? ...you could use it against him though somehow haha

flyboy57 0

Saturday 11 July 2009 22:53

you blew the perfect opportunity to scare the shit out of your brother. scaring him during phone sex would have been the perfect ownage.

intotheblue 0

Sunday 12 July 2009 5:35

Why do people think it's funny to "scare" other people? Somehow I get this image in my mind of all these people with no lives, just slinking around looking to sneak up on people for absolutely no reason. It's kinda creepy, don't you have anything better to do?