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By fmlfmlfml - 10/07/2009 05:27 - Canada

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Today, I snuck into my brother's room to scare him. Just as I was about to go for it, his girlfriend calls. I had to sit there motionless listening to my brother having phone sex, then wait for him to go to sleep and sneak back out to pretend it never happened. FML
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You deserved it 61 008

Same thing different taste

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Rookie! Imagine how it would have scared him if you had made yourself noticed WHILE he was having phone sex. You passed the chance of a lifetime out of cowardice :P

Fuck_The_Police 0

Lol it would have been awsome if you scared him during phone sex

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Should've done it during phone sex OR gone with your original plan of scaring him immediately, despite the phone ringing. YDI

Yea, she DEFINITELY could have just scared him before things got freaky.

rice_cake 0

Oh you poor dear. That would have been rather traumatic. That's why you shouldn't have phone sex, especially when someone else is in the house. It's wierd and not hott and you never know who could be listening.

youaresofucked 0

i dont get the appeal of phone sex ???

lcsun69 0

..how old are you to be hiding in your brother's room waiting to scare him?

it never gets old. so it doesn't matter how old she is

gorguz14evar 0

Old Enough. She was probably having fun. Who doesnt do some thing stupid every now and again.

SupaBouncyBall 0

LOL. you should've coughed suggests on what he should say.

LOL! that would have been the best idea.. randomly shouting "yeah yeah now tell her you wanna do this ... "

SupaBouncyBall 0

LOL epicc. i love technology.

you should really put your scaring ticks preciselly in the best part of the call. That would be awesome. Or if you are real b*tch, then just when he finished, you could just say (so his GF will hear it over the phone) somethink like: "Hey... now I have it in my hair. Be more carefull next time" :-)

I think you should've snuck out just before he hung up. It'd make him feel special that you stayed to listen :)

So... Tell us, what happened? Sex talks are so fun!