Miscellaneous: Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes... - FML

By anonymous - 13/01/2012 05:05 - Canada

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

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By Derek Lee - 22/05/2011 13:53 - United States

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

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By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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This is the rhythm of the night

By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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pdHbq 2

Friday 13 January 2012 12:00

The strange things people do...

edgestr 2

Friday 13 January 2012 12:01

Score for him if you're a girl and hot!

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JayByrd13 6

Friday 13 January 2012 12:08

Shake that thang all the way to YouTube! :)

melbournearsenal 18

Friday 13 January 2012 12:33

I think you mean redtube

TylerOMFG 7

Friday 13 January 2012 12:36

29 - Haha very good observation.

JayByrd13 6

Friday 13 January 2012 17:21

True.. haha

jmalaer 5

Friday 13 January 2012 12:09

Girl (I hope) who likes dancing naked... Where abouts in BC you from OP? ;)

Cryptic_Equinox 0

Friday 13 January 2012 12:41

OP is a dude.

_Ferrari_ 5

Friday 13 January 2012 12:11

Let's pray he doesn't know where you live. He could take those videos the wrong way :/.

CuddleMePanda 0

Friday 13 January 2012 14:54

Who knows, the guy he sold it to might be into that kind of stuff.

Choonie 1

Friday 13 January 2012 12:12

Why didn't u think

katheo21 0

Friday 13 January 2012 17:08

Lol best comment ever

rahrah765765 11

Friday 13 January 2012 12:17

I just checked youporn... Who is the idiot that said that interactive games are great for weight loss??

Androidz 0

Friday 13 January 2012 13:15

Smart people. They said it. Activity=Burning calories. Burning calories=weight loss.

Cherryripe25 5

Monday 16 January 2012 16:25

you know.. people with a brain.

Paradoodle 5

Friday 13 January 2012 12:17

Unless there is a way to save your videos, they erase after you finish the song.

mimeshadow 1

Friday 13 January 2012 12:21

...it says OP is a guy. So id hate to be the guy who bought your kinect.

khaya 9

Friday 13 January 2012 12:31

Let's hope for the red ring of death.

Clamcreepy 7

Friday 13 January 2012 12:57

FYL? FML for the guy brought your Xbox he's gonna be scared for life with your nut sack swinging on his screen from some perv stranger who him a Xbox. unless he's gay then thats like a bonus clip for him lol.

McDonaldsworker 4

Friday 13 January 2012 13:55

Literally laughed about this, Best part is "-some perv Stranger who him a xbox." Witha period at tha end of that sentence, Classic!

immaMonsta 8

Friday 13 January 2012 14:50

#36 *scarred. Is that what you meant?

davidbdb485 0

Friday 13 January 2012 16:30

Clamcreepy even if the guy is gay doesn't mean he'll like it. I think most people(regardless of sex/orientation) wouldn't want to see videos of some random person (male or female) dancing naked. It's just weird.

stephanieeDawnx 0

Friday 13 January 2012 18:24

104.. What do you think **** or a strip club is..? Random girls (& sometimes guys) dancing/.whatever else they do on camera. Or In person. XD

Bladian 5

Friday 13 January 2012 18:51

122, last time I checked, **** is people having sex, not dancing.

marisadc79 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 13:05

You just made me laugh sooooo hard lol

ibebrandy 4

Friday 13 January 2012 12:59

Why would you be naked anyway?

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