Miscellaneous: Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes... - FML

By anonymous - 13/01/2012 05:05 - Canada

Today, I sold my Xbox and Kinect to a guy. I forgot that sometimes I'd play Dance Central naked, and the Kinect would make videos. This guy now has videos of me, naked, badly dancing. FML

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By Derek Lee - 22/05/2011 13:53 - United States

Today, I sold my Xbox 360 on Craigslist. I met the dude at the mall. I gave him my Xbox and a handshake for buying. I left without the money. FML

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By girl - 22/11/2009 00:36 - United States

Today, in dance class we did a choreography where we wear two shirts and take one off in one quick motion. After I took mine off, the audience goes "aaah". Then I realize that I had taken both my shirts off as stood there with only my bra on. I was being videotaped. FML

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By Thatguynoonelikes - 29/09/2015 13:21 - United States - Mansfield

Today, I was babysitting a couple of kids. I'd spent time with them before, so I brought my video game console to play with them. I forgot to take it home with me. They soon sold it to another kid for $10. FML

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By paige - 27/02/2009 23:15 - United States

Today, I was recorded a video for my friend on her wall, I forgot to click "stop recording" and got undressed for a shower. When I got out of the shower I noticed I hadn't posted it. A few minutes later I started getting a lot of notifications. Everyone was commenting on my nude video. FML

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By maddiee. - 21/10/2010 15:20 - Indonesia

Today, I was on Skype with a guy I really like, in the living room. My dad saw that I was on video chat, got undressed, right down to his bright green y-fronts, and then started dancing behind me. My crush saw it all. FML

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Get out of the way

By SweetDreamsTibi - 10/02/2019 12:00

Today, I was feeling frisky and my boyfriend was playing a video game in the living room. I started dancing in front of the T.V. with only my panties on, to which he responded, "You're every gamer's nightmare." FML

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This is the rhythm of the night

By rikitsumiatsu - 10/04/2020 02:00

Today, my wife showed me a video she took of me last night. I was shit-faced, dancing half naked to '90s club music in the middle of the street at midnight. She won't stop laughing at me and replaying the video. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By JenniWearsPrada - 20/04/2011 08:27

Today, I decided to start my exercise video routine. It's an African dance workout DVD. Just as I felt confident and motivated about getting in shape, I realized that my window was wide open and my neighbors were getting a front row seat to me waving my arms in the air like an idiot. FML

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Help yourself

By Anonymous - 22/11/2014 21:08 - Canada - Vancouver

Today, I woke up, only to find my Xbox missing. Thankfully I have a security camera discreetly wired up in the tree on my lawn. Checking the tapes, I saw my brother park outside my house, let himself in with his spare key, then drive off with my missing equipment. FML

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pdHbq 2

Friday 13 January 2012 12:00

The strange things people do...

edgestr 2

Friday 13 January 2012 12:01

Score for him if you're a girl and hot!

Comments

katielil 1

Friday 13 January 2012 14:59

First off why the hell ya dancing naked by yourself? Second why did you get rid of your Xbox? the kinect is the shit! Poor kid who has to see that! That's funny stuff!!!

thundershot 6

Friday 13 January 2012 14:59

Why are so many people assuming this is a girl? It says male...

skyeyez9 24

Friday 13 January 2012 15:07

If you are a male.....I hope you didn't do the "helicopter."

octopusxO 3

Saturday 14 January 2012 8:54

To impress a chick do the helicopter dick

PrincessBreeezy 6

Friday 13 January 2012 15:25

awkward.

alexup24 13

Friday 13 January 2012 15:32

maybe if you played mw3 or skyrim this wouldn't happen

metalflower01 7

Friday 13 January 2012 16:47

MW3 blows in comparison to BF3, and once you've played one Elder Scrolls game you've played them all so your game suggestions fail sir.

BulletCatcher12 0

Friday 13 January 2012 15:33

You don't wipe your hardware clean before selling it to someone? Sorry, but you deserve this one.

Bullpine 11

Sunday 15 January 2012 4:33

You dont touch anything in a dance game on kinect

someone_cool 6

Tuesday 31 January 2012 19:33

But, it does end up on the hard-drive! And if you sell a electronic device, it is an unwritten rule to format the device first!

xSorry_fml 10

Friday 13 January 2012 15:48

"I'm too sexy for my cat, too sexy for my cat. Poor pussy poor pussy cat. I'm too sexy for my love too sexy for my love. Love's going to leave me. And I'm too sexy for this song"

marisadc79 0

Sunday 15 January 2012 13:08

Epic lol

CoolRainbowdash 15

Friday 13 January 2012 16:08

The ******* mental image of op dancing naked

Pelreskovich 11

Friday 13 January 2012 16:10

This is easily one of the funniest FMLs I've read.. But you learned your lesson, next time you'll wipe the hard drive like you're supposed to.

GhhOsT206 0

Friday 13 January 2012 16:12

why would you dance naked. your a sick perverted person.

taradeborde87 3

Friday 13 January 2012 22:51

I don't really think that dancing naked while you're alone in your house makes you a perv.. Filming it is a little odd tho.

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