Love: Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never...

By sykotoaster - 13/07/2009 22:09 - United States

Today, I spend two hours inside a bar talking about how I never worry about my boyfriend cheating on me when he travels for work. Everyone told me I was lucky to have such a great relationship. When we all decided to go out on the patio for a smoke, we saw him making out with someone else. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/04/2020 14:00

Today, my boyfriend went to his friends house to drink. He told me he’s a happy drinker, and I believed him. He calls me drunk about three hours later and tells me he’s been thinking about cheating on me for a long time, and that he also thinks about "being with other women." FML

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By sugar - 18/10/2010 12:23 - United States

Today, my boyfriend of two years told his friend that he decided a long time ago that he would never be faithful to a woman. I was sitting next to him. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/10/2024 12:30 - India - Moradabad

Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML

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By Umidknickname - 17/06/2017 16:00

Today, my boyfriend told me he was going away for the weekend to go clubbing with his mates. I would be fine with it, except the mates he's going with already tried to get him to cheat on me. FML

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By csor027 - 29/09/2010 06:33 - United States

Today, I was having a good talk with a coworker and I was excited that I've made my first friend at work. After sharing some stories and some laughs he asked if I had a boyfriend. I said I do. He asked if I was always faithful, I said I was. He then walked away. FML

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No smoking

By Anonymous - 21/10/2020 20:03

Today, my boyfriend told me he started smoking again and had smoked almost a whole pack in 3 hours. We were on the phone and I was on the bus. He knew that was the perfect time time to tell me, because he knew I wouldn't yell in public. FML

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By Megan - 26/03/2013 19:04 - United States

Today, after my boyfriend promised he wasn't cheating on me, I ran into him at our favorite coffee shop with the girl I suspected him of cheating with. When I confronted them, he acted like he didn't know me. FML

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By selfesteemloss - 10/08/2013 23:41 - Spain - Barcelona

Today, I was flirting with a cute bartender on my last day in Spain. It was going well until we somehow got onto the topic of how I was recently dumped by my boyfriend of 3 years via Facebook. He spent the next 5 minutes laughing and telling his coworkers how hilarious that was. FML

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Karma

By yeahImgreat - 12/05/2022 14:00 - Netherlands

Today, after three months of going back and forth between staying with my boyfriend and leaving him for someone else, I finally made the decision to go for the other guy. When I told him, he admitted to never seeing himself with me, as he "doesn't do cheaters." FML

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Projection

By Anonymous - 15/09/2024 16:00 - United States - Lafayette

Today, I found out why my boyfriend doesn't want me to get a full-time job, despite us needing the money. He's scared that I'll cheat on him with one of my coworkers, to get back at him for doing it a few years ago. I never knew he cheated on me. FML

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You deserved it 95

kscott88 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:50

Well, technically he wasn't traveling for work when cheating on you...so I guess you were kind of right...

K4ofDoom 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 1:35

That sucks.

Comments

_Noon_ 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 10:39

Why on earth would you brag about that for 2 hours?!

vaguereference 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 12:40

FYL, but really, if you spent 2 hours talking about how you don't worry about being cheated on, it makes me wonder how unexpected this was. Sounds like you were trying to convince yourself there.

ICC 5

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:20

YDI for being fag, gays don't Deserve to live!

barlessprison 16

Tuesday 14 July 2009 13:53

neither do you apparently.

divineinstrument 2

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:08

@135: OMG! love you!

shutephanos 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 14:34

lol.. great choice for a relationship !!! ahah . >< seriously. that was sick

aireun 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:03

lol, anyone realize that this guy is a fag? it says (man) i know theres no taboo, subjects in fml, everything's welcome, but jeez i just lost my appetite

LeCielNousAide 7

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:54

yeah and what's the problem? I have a couple gay guy friends who are completely awesome to hang around and talk to, plus I know they'll never confess to liking me (like a few straight guys have done that I hang around with a lot; I just thought we were friends). there's nothing wrong with being gay; they are people just like us and it's not a decision they consciously choose...so shut your f***king homophobic mouth. FYL indeed -- your guy was acting like a total *****. I guess his "business trips" were really just his excuse to cheat....

thebestapple 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 21:32

Homophobic bitch. Get a life, and don't use derogatory terms. It's fine that you're not gay, neither am I, but we don't need to insult people just because they have different preferences. God, all you homophobics piss me off.

thebestapple 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 21:32

cjp767 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:15

it will be tough finding a new boyfriend now that you have lung cancer. just slit your wrists now and get it over with.

OverEnthusiast 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 15:27

142, grow up. Just because a person smokes doesn't mean they have lung cancer and/or are completely lacking in morals. It's a personal choice, and it's not good for your health but it won't kill you instantly and it's not a moral or immoral choice. Both my grandmothers died of lung cancer, and the one that lived to 80 smoked. The other lived to 62 and she never smoked a day in her life. Stop being DARE's bitch and develop your own mind. God. OP, FYL. Dump his ass, that's just ******* ironic.

thebestapple 0

Thursday 13 May 2010 21:34

What the **** is wrong with you? First, smoking has nothing to do with being cheated on, and second, you don't tell someone to go slit their wrists! That's not funny, suicide is not something to talk lightly about.

ClumsyJason 3

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:06

Lol, yeah I realized that the op read man and then you put how you and them saw your boyfriend making out with someone else. (:

intotheblue 0

Tuesday 14 July 2009 16:34

Wow, that sucks. Like you, I trust my boyfriend, but in the back of my mind, my worst fear is having the same thing happen that happened to you. One of the worst things a person can go through, having their trust broken like that. Hope you can find someone more faithful and deserving of your trust!