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By leapple - 14/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

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By Noname - 16/01/2009 23:19 - Canada

Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

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By I shaved my legs for this - 02/08/2018 01:30

Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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By Anonymous - 21/06/2024 00:00 - United States - Macon

Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By InNeedOfFriends - 12/04/2013 00:00 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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You deserved it 14 175

By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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ilikesquarebutts 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:07

Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN

Aaruto 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:02

Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?

Comments

AlmothePirate 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:15

shut. the. ****. up. all you do is point out the obvious while being hella judgemental. and you have no sense of humor.

cracktus 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:16

He's yelling at Snickerdoodles! *gets on walkie talkie* "Take him out."

alex_vik 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:20

I thought it was bad when I took 2 minutes to put on a suit and my George Bush mask to troll people on Chatroulette. Congrats OP, you made me feel better about myself.

cocacola999 27

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:16

I love you

WeahNicole 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 15:47

LOL. I think I saw you once..

TiffanyBlews27 0

Monday 15 March 2010 4:24

Womw, you're awesome! Can I marry you?!? lol

Nena713 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:21

I think you need some fresh air, try it.

chellexx 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:24

YDI...you chose to dress up and go on chat roulette. you could have just worn sweats and it would have made no difference. you probably looked pathetic and desperate anyway if you really got all dolled up for chatting online.

gangstahjennstah 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:24

my friend went on chat roulette to checkk it put and they said that shit was grosss! they saw like 3 guys 'pleasuring' themselves. after the third guy, they said, screw it. were donee. hahaha

chellexx 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:27

ewww. that is exactly why I never do online chats with strangers, especially if webcams or pictures are involved. too many perverts and sickos are lingering on the web

fisheatsbear 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:30

i just did this because of this fml and went through like 30 people. 10 of them were guys pleasuring themselves, and there were like 3 girls out of all of them. FML

ImaginaryFoe 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 14:33

#24, your "friend" waited till the 3rd to get off? ;)

jif_fml 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:25

how is this anything other than a YDI? lame.

aardvarkish 16

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:26

stick with RussianRoulette

damienwatkins 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:42

That my friend, is a man's sport.

amiemariej 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:53

agreed

Flipje 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:38

ChatRoulette is fun!

damienwatkins 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:39

Dude, you spelled feeling* wrong. Good job. It's pathetic how you spend so much time being a grammar Nazi to probably everybody on this website right now and you can't even spell FEELING right. Once again, good job jerk.