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By leapple - 14/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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ilikesquarebutts 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:07

Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN

Aaruto 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:02

Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?

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andruha1123 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:41

hey, wanna dress up for me and put on some make up?

damienwatkins 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:52

you know you'd do the same. you'd talk about fml rules and stuff. but can't we just post however we want? listen I'm sorry if I came off as harsh. it's just a pain in the neck to know that some people can't post without being attacked

Your_Dad 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:55

wow. lame.

mike410 0

Monday 12 September 2011 0:24

You look pretty lame yourself junior

Quest_ 13

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:08

I don't know what to say.

happyhak 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:09

#37, I find it impossible how someone can get the padanticness and stupidity to bring up as something as small as a typo. I have never seen snickerdoodles bring up something as small as a typo. So maybe you need to read the comments more and actually EXAMINE the situation before opening that black void you call a mouth. Ok?

deadbunny17 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:19

I have seen typos corrected by her. And she does all her criticizing with either a computer screen or iPod touch (not "iTouch") in front of her. Safe from all the people fed up with her. I doubt she's as trollish in real life. It's all an act to annoy us. :-)

canyouwangchung 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:21

how long do you think the men spent grooming their pubic hairs into hearts for you?

sublime93 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 16:05

LMAO

alexblue 5

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:24

pretty funny :)

Eddie_Paints 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:25

@34 My,such language from a tween queen! I thought you were better than that Snick!

TempestJones 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:26

I think the one thing EVERYONE seems to hav missed thus far is that the whole reason the OP put this in FML is because the OP ALREADY realized that this is pathetique... Therefor them saying FML...

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