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By leapple - 14/03/2010 01:17 - United States

Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit to meet some men. On chatroulette. FML

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Today, I decided to clean my room, find a job and ask a girl on a date. I ended up playing video games online. FML

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Today, I prepared for my first date in two years. I shaved my legs, did my hair and nails, painted my face, found the perfect outfit, then waited for hours for a man who never came. FML

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By kam3221 - 01/05/2009 04:33 - United States

Today, I got in the shower, washed my hair and shaved because I wanted to look great for a big date. I got out, brushed and dried my hair and spent an hour putting it up in the perfect hairstyle. Running late, I quickly put on my new dress, looked down and realized i had only shaved one leg. FML

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Today, I went on an online date. I'd spent a while getting ready and making sure I looked good. When I arrived at the café, I saw my date and approached with a smile. He stood up, looked me over, and said, "Oh, I thought you were your profile picture’s friend." Then left. FML

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By forever alone - 19/06/2014 22:26 - United States - Pawling

Today, I was video chatting my boyfriend. As we were talking, he answered a phone call. I sat there the whole time as he planned a date with some other girl over the phone. FML

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By louise - 05/01/2012 19:35 - United Kingdom

Today, I was on Skype with the guy I like. After a while of being on Facebook I forgot I was on webcam to him and started picking my nose. He ended the call. FML

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By InNeedOfFriends - 12/04/2013 00:00 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up, in high heels and a sparkly dress, to sit in the library for most of the night so that my roommate and his friends would believe that I have a social life. FML

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By kiwichick4life - 30/07/2013 16:42 - United States - Pickerington

Today, I was pretending to be a ballerina. I was dancing around my room, making a complete dick of myself. I eventually caught sight of a pair of guys grinning and filming me with their cellphones through my window. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/02/2013 23:00 - United Kingdom - Kilkeel

Today, I felt frisky, so I did my hair and put on make-up and some lingerie. I walked into the living room, where my husband was playing a video game. He glanced up, said, "Oh, for fuck's sake." and made me wait nearly 15 minutes for him to reach a save-game point. FML

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ilikesquarebutts 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:07

Today, I spent ten minutes getting my dick ready and findig the perfect pose so I could show the world what I got on chatroullete. WIN

Aaruto 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 9:02

Whyyyyyy would you want to meet men on chatroulette, of all places?

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TempestJones 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:27

Dang it... That was supposed to be has, not hav.

damienwatkins 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:34

I don't really dislike snickers, but now she sees how it is. Snickers has corrected typos like that and she knows it. See snickers? This is how other people feel when they're corrected over something so miniscule. It's okay to make an error or talk however you want.

ChrisCTL 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:39

snickerdoodles should post an fml stating the following; "today, I realized I comment on every fml post with the most obvious advice someone could give a person. I need to get out more, FML". ****, take your own advice and get out of your house for an hour instead of waiting for new posts. And it's sad your username is now in my iPhones vocabulary.

Maxine17 8

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:40

So what you really meant was "Today, I spent 2 hours doing my hair, doing my make-up, and picking out an outfit so some men could wank over me. On chatroulette. FML" Because that's all they ever bloody do on there!

Resquall 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 11:57

Wanking Win!

EV34 6

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:42

hahahaha!!!

Nevelii 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:44

go outside

damienwatkins 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 10:46

Okay, if she thinks it's just iTouch then. she must have OCD or something. It can be either iTouch or iPod Touch. There's no difference at all really. But if you think it's okay to be hyperactive about it, then you must be OCD or have a never ending period

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Sunday 14 March 2010 10:55

you meet more interesting people on omegle than chat roulette

redsox112 0

Sunday 14 March 2010 11:08

hey snicker stop yelling at people for having bad grammar. in ur message u sound challenged and in ur reply-"you, sir," u think that's right grammar? stop acting like ur all thatmost people notice spelling but don't care. get a life u pathetic excuse for a person.

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Today, I thought it would be funny to go on my boyfriend's Facebook to change his status. While in the process, his account received a message. Turns out he's planning on hooking up with his ex-girlfriend/one of my friends and is definitely over me. How's that for snooping around? FML

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Today, I logged on to Facebook to find that my boyfriend's relationship status had changed to in a relationship with his ex. I asked him about it, and all he said was, "I guess I forgot to break up with you." FML

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