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By canabana - 11/04/2009 08:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML

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John_Failer 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:17

"All these dumb haikus. Would you just accept my deal? Oh hell, **** my life."

p89hg69 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:17

guess he's pretty lonely

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STN_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:26

hahaa

cyxx 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:33

hahahahaha #4

AsianGuy 2

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:36

hopefully you get paid by the hrs.

AsianGuy 2

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:36

hopefull you get paid by the hr..

mf_fml 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:41

oh...god.

yumyum_isacult 0

Saturday 11 April 2009 20:46

I tend to encounter the same problems here at my job. they pick your brain for like 2 and half hours and end up not buying that $600 product or end up buying it at home depot. i work at a small family owned hardware store. fyl