By canabana - 11/04/2009 08:42 - Canada

Today, I spent 3 hours trying to close a simple $400 deal with a homeowner. He spent 3 hours telling me about his life story including his marital problems, his philosophical views of the world, AND he read me 20 pages of haiku poems. Only 3 hours later did he tell me he couldn't accept my deal. FML
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John_Failer 0

"All these dumb haikus. Would you just accept my deal? Oh hell, **** my life."

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fyl8847 0

#2, you were not first you were second, and that's annoying as hell when people have to write #1. fYl for having nothing better to do than sit there and read FML. and that sucks that he didnt accept your deal, what a douche.

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yumyum_isacult 0

I tend to encounter the same problems here at my job. they pick your brain for like 2 and half hours and end up not buying that $600 product or end up buying it at home depot. i work at a small family owned hardware store. fyl

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MaiLouIsLegend 0

Yeah that guy def. Had some major psychological problems. Maybe he jus wanted someone to talk to, but wow, that's still brutal buddy.

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x_eyebrows 0

Wow. You will never get those 180 minutes back. FYL!

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lynnycake 0

Is it just me or are all the comments like...doubled or something in the above comment section.....;S

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youaresofucked 0

having your time wasted is NOT an FML ...... tut

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uberkrissy 0

LMAO @ the haikus

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Jaxro 6

Today, I read this terrible FML about a person having their time wasted. FML

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musicsnob79 0

Why the **** would let him sit there and read you pages of haiku poems?? You're an idiot and I think it's hilarious you did that for a small $400 deal that he didn't even accept. hahaha

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