maybe he just needed to talk to someone because he was lonely? idk but people shouldn't trap other people into talking to them, like that... EXTREMELY annoying

get a real job you bum

what a freak

What 23 said. If this was some sort of telemarketer/door-to-door salesperson type who had been bugging the shit out of the haiku-lover, I would call this a huge WIN on haiku's part. (I know that everyone has to make a living, blah blah blah, but there is a point of annoyingness that should not be crossed.)

Why the fu-- would let him sit there and read you pages of haiku poems?? You're an idiot and I think it's hilarious you did that for a small $400 deal that he didn't even accept. hahaha

Haiku's are beautiful works of poetry, you should have been more appreciative of his poems and maybe he would have accepted the deal. =)

Not closing a deal is hardly FML. Maybe you stopped him topping himself - and really, with his marital problems and the fact that he had to find a sales person in place of a friend, more like FHL. You are a mug though for letting him read 20 pages of poetry. So maybe 'Today I discovered I am totally weak-willed and am not assertive. FML'

a punch to the jugular and kick in the balls was in order.

ha, i would have walked out when his poetry came out.

a punch to the jugular and kick in the balls was in order.