Intimacy: Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer.... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 19:35 - Bahrain - Manama

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Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

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By WithoutLove - 30/08/2011 05:20 - United States

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Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML

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By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

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Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By fmylife - 26/08/2010 10:09 - Malaysia

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Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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abNormal62 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 8:04

Everyone needs a hobby... Don't beat yourself up over it!

Ducklord21 14

Saturday 14 March 2015 8:07

He is obviously consumed if it took 5 hours...

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spike7447 13

Sunday 15 March 2015 4:33

Eh... I organize mine from time to time too

scottyrocks123 21

Sunday 15 March 2015 5:59

How are you able to watch all of that ****?

upriise 9

Sunday 15 March 2015 7:18

Talk about a terabyte collection

Hellishowl 17

Sunday 15 March 2015 9:17

Been there....

anonamous14 9

Sunday 15 March 2015 17:11

This isn't necessarily about this FML, but **** in general. I feel that **** is very disrespectful to both men and women. Sex should be an act of love not just lust. **** materializes everything. If you're single then that's one thing. But I don't think people in relationships should be watching **** unless both people are aware and okay with it. When you have everything you need with your soulmate, I don't think it's necessary to use **** as a way to pleasure yourself physically or emotionally. Just my opinion.

quinn1184 25

Sunday 15 March 2015 23:23

you're a ****** weirdo

AmandaBatton0210 8

Monday 16 March 2015 6:34

If nothing else you give me hope. My little brother is in the Navy and he is going to be sent to Bahrain at the end of the year. If someone is safe enough there to organize their **** maybe he will be safe. So thanks for that, at least!

Glasshoney 9

Monday 16 March 2015 15:30

Get help! You're addicted to ****. Crave that release of dopamine...

Nevrdai 5

Tuesday 17 March 2015 8:04

... That's a lot of ****...

ly5055 1

Tuesday 17 March 2015 14:06

hi,cool. Can you share them with me.

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