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By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 19:35 - Bahrain - Manama

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Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

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Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

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Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By fmylife - 26/08/2010 10:09 - Malaysia

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Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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abNormal62 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 8:04

Everyone needs a hobby... Don't beat yourself up over it!

Ducklord21 14

Saturday 14 March 2015 8:07

He is obviously consumed if it took 5 hours...

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bhfriday 9

Saturday 14 March 2015 13:30

5 hours? damn

aylind 18

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:46

You need to sort out your priorities.

Deku_Cutie 12

Saturday 14 March 2015 14:55

organization is key

goddessa9 12

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:18

Try to find a girl

Carnaxa 8

Saturday 14 March 2015 15:50

Apparently spending 5 hours organizing **** collection. Honestly if you have all that time to spend on your own collection do the world a favor and go work with a site. help us all out by organizing those. Hobby and Job being the same thing is a definite plus

waffleeater_153 14

Saturday 14 March 2015 16:22

The real question is, why do you download ****?

Hash13 13

Saturday 14 March 2015 16:52

Now you just have to use these categorizing and organizing skills somewhere else !

foxmatrix15 8

Saturday 14 March 2015 16:54

Keep orgy, ******, and oral in different files in alphabetical order. I've heard i really wouldn't know "look up and whistle"

potato_meat 12

Saturday 14 March 2015 17:05

Who the hell downloads **** anymore? Ever heard of p hub?

moimoimoi125_fml 11

Sunday 15 March 2015 11:08

People keep asking this question, so obviously you are aware that people download ****. Why is it so different to downloading series when there are a lot streaming websites? Yet, nobody gives a **** how you watch your series. Just let people consume the way they wanna consume

MeMyselfAndSatan 10

Saturday 14 March 2015 19:06

Lol on the YDI The # is 6999 he deserves it probably but I don't wanna hit the button for comedic reasons

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