Intimacy: Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer.... - FML

By Anonymous - 13/03/2015 19:35 - Bahrain - Manama

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Today, I spent 5 hours organizing my porn collection on my computer. What the hell am I doing with my life? FML

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By WithoutLove - 30/08/2011 05:20 - United States

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Today, I realized the closest thing I have to a love life is organizing my porn folder by category. FML

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By MyHeadHurts - 20/01/2012 10:42 - Ireland

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Today, I got bored looking at porn. FML

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Hyperfocused

By Anonymous - 23/11/2023 12:00 - United States

Today, I set out to organize my media files over several old hard drives, but I got so engrossed in creating intricate folders and subfolders that I forgot what I was organizing in the first place. My computer is now a labyrinth of folders titled "Stuff," "Things," and "What is this even?" FML

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Old school cool

By Chimychunga - 01/08/2010 06:47 - United States

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Today, while helping my dad look for his watch, I found his porn collection. FML

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By hugadyle - 18/04/2020 14:00

Today, I took a trip to the library's public computer section to get some important work done. After a bit of work, I went to stretch only to see that the man next to me was watching some adult films on his computer and discreetly touching himself. I still had 58 minutes of computer time. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/02/2024 20:00 - United States

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Today, I got caught checking out my porn collection while working. The embarrassment is compounded by the fact that I work from home, and I only flashed the folder on screen, but it was enough for coworkers to notice and now call me "King Dong". FML

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By fmylife - 26/08/2010 10:09 - Malaysia

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Today, I downloaded porn and saved it on my desktop. After watching it, I couldn't delete it, and now it is stuck on the desktop. It is a shared computer. FML

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By waitwhat - 18/03/2012 20:46 - United Kingdom - Bournemouth

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Today, I was browsing some hardcore porn sites. My mum decided to barge into my room uninvited, so I quickly switched tabs. Unfortunately for me, all five other tabs were also parked on porn galleries. Now my computer and phone are confiscated, and I can only get online at the local library. FML

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By Anonymous - 24/03/2013 10:30 - Australia - Brisbane

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Today, I spent three hours painstakingly installing and configuring some parental control software on my 11-year-old son's laptop after I caught him watching porn. Barely an hour after returning the laptop, I caught him watching yet more porn on it. FML

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Thanks dad

By Anonymous - 24/01/2015 01:02 - Canada - Toronto

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Today, my dad uploaded his porn collection onto our family server. My mom was convinced I did it and sat me down for a long talk. FML

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Top comments

abNormal62 23

Saturday 14 March 2015 8:04

Everyone needs a hobby... Don't beat yourself up over it!

Ducklord21 14

Saturday 14 March 2015 8:07

He is obviously consumed if it took 5 hours...

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thefallen12 13

Tuesday 17 March 2015 17:23

I organize my ****! For if I want to make it quick or go nice and slow.

Tsukiyomi 16

Saturday 21 March 2015 15:17

Those NSFW tags though

Sudden_flame57 5

Sunday 22 March 2015 21:17

you are doing great things

not_for_u 10

Monday 23 March 2015 14:41

That is sick

messedup4ever 16

Monday 6 April 2015 16:51

Not much apparently

shereen11 7

Saturday 2 May 2015 6:54

You're doing it right!

daemonsparta 16

Wednesday 6 May 2015 19:56

what did you organize it by? content?

fantasyworld 37

Sunday 1 November 2015 20:34

How did you organize it by?

Stefan Lindblom 5

Monday 30 September 2019 10:49

5 hours? Those are Rookie numbers. We need to pump those numbers up.

geerod 16

Thursday 19 September 2024 19:54

There is a website “Your brain on ****” check it out!

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Today, my ex-girlfriend from several years ago texted me. We were having a pleasant conversation until she asked me to give advice. Apparently, her current boyfriend is incapable of talking dirty, fingering, and other sexual aspects. She asked me to give him advice and pointers. FML

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Today, my boyfriend started to suck on my boob, which I quite enjoy, until he said he was breastfeeding and called me "Mummy". I don't think I can ever let his mouth near my boobs ever again. FML

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Today, I was told by step-dad, who I live with, that my mom "hates my guts" while smiling so big, because he got a call from her. He's so desperate for her to come back that all the lying, cheating, manipulation, and emotional abuse doesn't push him away. She's a tornado. FML

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Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. We decided to play chicken and I was on the shoulders of the guy I like. Right as we started playing, for some unearthly reason my body decided to let out a little pee. I thought he wouldn't notice since we were already wet. He did. FML

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Today, barely 24 hours after we decided that yes, we were now boyfriend and girlfriend, I caught my “boyfriend” with his cock down my cousin's throat. FML

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Today, I walked in on my brother slipping into a pair of panties. Specifically, a pair of my panties. FML

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Today, I found out my ex-boyfriend posted a video of me going down on him online. FML

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Today, my boss decided that, because I got dragged into a vacation that I didn't even want to go on, she was going to take a promotion back before she even gave it to me. I don't know what's worse, losing the promotion or going on that crappy vacation. FML

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