Transportation: Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why...

By Anonymous - 22/12/2014 16:27 - United Kingdom - Birmingham

Today, I spent a quarter of an hour trying to figure out why my car wouldn't unlock, then why my number plate had changed. FML

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By a non e mouse - 10/11/2015 22:34 - United States - Valparaiso

Today, I tried to unlock my house's front door by hitting the unlock button on my car keys. It took me some time to realize my mistake. FML

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By Smile - 27/11/2008 04:21 - France

Today, after numerous attempts, my car door still wouldn't unlock. After going ballistic on the lock, the key broke off inside. I then realized it wasn't my car. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By brandon - 10/01/2011 17:04 - Canada

Today, I spent 30 minutes trying to unlock my garage door. After shouting several profanities, my roommate walked up to me, turned the key the other way, and unlocked it. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/12/2015 09:49 - Australia - Corrimal

Today, I couldn't see my car in a crowded car park. I pressed unlock on my keys and saw the lights flash. As I walked over I also saw someone run from my car with an armful of my stuff. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/11/2009 07:25 - Canada

Today, I locked my keys in the car while the car was running because I got out to get the parking ticket attached to my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 20/02/2012 06:05 - United States

Today, my car key clicker wouldn't let me in. After a few frustrating minutes, I realized that, besides electronic capabilities, it's also an actual key that fits in a hole to unlock my door. FML

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By seththing - 22/05/2016 03:49

Today, I locked my keys in my car. I had a spare key in my wallet, that I also left in the car. FML

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Cars these days…

By Kevin - 08/10/2024 12:00 - Canada - Ottawa–Gatineau

Today, my relatively new car locked down, with my keys inside of it, while it was still running. In a panic because it was getting dark and I was already low on fuel, I called a locksmith. He showed up and told me he needed to see some ID before unlocking the car. My ID was in the car. FML

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By Anon - 30/01/2019 00:00

Today, the little bell in my car that lets you know your keys are still in your ignition went out. How did I find out? I locked myself out of both my house and my car. FML

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halcyon93 16

Monday 22 December 2014 22:50

Not the most observant person in the world, are we?

TheGolfGTI 24

Monday 22 December 2014 22:55

Quarter of an hour? You spent that long doing that? You would of thought after a while why it didn't make much cents.

Comments

Xobubblyxo 23

Tuesday 23 December 2014 8:29

Wow. Fifteen whole minutes. Sorry it took you SO long

Kielnmsoftly 26

Tuesday 23 December 2014 11:53

I've done stuff like this while tired so maybe OP was sleep deprived or under the influence. One time after pulling 2 all nighters in a row, with no coffee or energy drinks as I had no money to spare, I put my phone in the fridge and left it there for like 5 minutes before I had a friend call me. I also broke my ps3 controller a couple of years ago because I hadn't slept in about 2 days and accidentally brought it into the bathroom then realized so I chucked it on the counter. I turned on the faucet to was my hand and heard a weird buzzing noise. It still doesn't work when it's charging so I don't even use it. ?