Miscellaneous: Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house...

By Jason - 12/08/2010 20:33 - United States

Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. After finally getting in through a small unlocked window, I discovered my keys in my pants pocket. FML

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By TheComputerGuy96 - 22/05/2010 07:56 - Italy

Today, I was locked out of my house. After hours of trying to break the door, I found out I accidentally left a window open. The door, however, still needs to be replaced. FML

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By ohhhemmgee - 06/09/2012 06:39 - United States - Reno

Today, I locked myself out of the house I was house-sitting. An hour later, and my fifth attempt at climbing the fence, I figured I'd try the door one more time. Turns out I was turning the handle the wrong way and the door wasn't locked in the first place. FML

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By Anonymous - 19/09/2014 08:58 - Belgium

Today, in a rush to get out of my house to go to a doctor's appointment, I closed the door behind me without having my house or car keys on me. Sadly, it took me less than a minute to break into my own house. FML

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By Anonymous - 22/01/2016 19:00 - United States - Royersford

Today, I got locked out of my house. After trying unsuccessfully to jimmy the lock, I managed to climb in through the kitchen window. I soon found out I had an effect on the door after all; it won't open at all any more, even with the right key. FML

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Locked and loaded

By Anonymous - 30/12/2011 03:07 - China

Today, I left work early, and discovered I was locked out of my house. I subsequently had to use a spoon I found on the ground to smash the bathroom window. I cut my leg on the glass when I climbed through. While inspecting the wound, I felt a lump in my pocket. It was my house key. FML

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By Niquesha - 23/04/2011 23:56 - United States

Today, while trying on an outfit in the dressing room at the mall, I got locked in. I decided to take 5 minutes to try and get out by crawling under the door. After I got out, I realized I left my cell phone, my purse and my pants inside. FML

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By losing the plot - 08/04/2015 19:36 - United Kingdom - Bristol

Today, after locking myself out of my house, I let myself into my car to wait on someone with a spare key. It took me 15 minutes to realise the house and car key share the same ring. FML

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By artmfanforever - 22/09/2010 20:39 - United States

Today, I locked myself out of my car. While walking home to retrieve the spare, I realized I locked my house keys inside the house this morning. Now I must decide whether to break into my house or car. FML

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By Ugh - 02/02/2017 16:00 - United States - Washington

Today, I locked myself out of my apartment. I've just realized that I could have spent $30 on an Uber or Lyft to my parents' place to grab the other set of keys instead of calling a locksmith and paying $280 for him to drill a hole through my doorknob, rendering all my keys useless. FML

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By phansmootchie - 20/12/2011 08:14 - United States

Today, I lost my keys. My roommate locked me out, then yelled at me when I made her come home to let me in. I tore my room apart searching for them, and even went out to search my locker room. When I got home, I glanced at my wall only to find my keys hanging on the hook I set up specifically for them. FML

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sarahalyssa_fml 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:31

epic fail

hockeyplayer82 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:59

I think I can sum this up in one word: dumbass

Comments

hockeyplayer82 0

Friday 13 August 2010 0:59

I think I can sum this up in one word: dumbass

RadAtThis01 0

Friday 13 August 2010 1:06

27 looks like a jersey shore fag

Crlnprz 11

Friday 13 August 2010 1:08

lmao why wudnt you think to look in ur pants pockets?

justsayfuck 5

Friday 13 August 2010 1:15

There should be some site called 'I'm An Idiot'. OP, get off FML and go to IAI!

applessuckdick 0

Friday 13 August 2010 1:24

I did that once, so I had to crawl in through a window, but it worked out because I'm small xD

OddleKins 0

Friday 13 August 2010 1:26

I think OP forgot his brain rather than his keys...tsk tsk tsk *gives OP a consolation prize* (*cough* post-it notes to stick to yourself with things you must not forget *cough*) Good luck on finding a pen though <.< But really ._. I think almost everyone would put their keys on their pockets/purses...It's more of a habit to check those places first... -.- OP, you just failed :(

bigblue95 0

Friday 13 August 2010 1:29

49 i dont know why but yr comment made me laugh uncontrollably

OddleKins 0

Friday 13 August 2010 1:32

shun the meanies! shuuuuuuuuuuuuuunnnnn!! -cheap Charlie the unicorn modified imitation- I think I just failed... o-o"

eatmyass900 0

Friday 13 August 2010 1:35

it's funny because you broke into your house and your keys were In your pocket

zach55 0

Friday 13 August 2010 1:42

Today, I spent forty minutes trying to break into my own house after being locked out. once I got in the house I discovered that I didn't bother even looking in my pockets cause i'm retarded. **** SALT. FML