By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 23:02 - Ireland - Waterford

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Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML
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HortonThelephant 15

Well not EVERY guy is hung like an elephant, BUT..

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idealTHC 7

Well... I know if I dont tie it down I would come home with red marks all across my chest.

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KVKdragon 26

I know guys wear jockstraps for sports and other physical activity but it isn't absolutely necessary -.-

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Brssps 13

Well if we didn't use jockstraps during.sports, we would all get hit in the nuts

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perdix 29

I don't. I let my mighty club swing wild and free to knock down cyclists and aggressive dogs who get too close.

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Welshite 39

I'm going to guess "too close" is an inch. You must be one of those people who has no personal space, right?

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perdix 29

Length isn't everything. Toughness and whippiness are traits that are desired by the ladies. That is, the posters on the forums at TeenyPeeny.com who represent themselves as ladies.

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sarah6786 14

I have an uncontrollable urge to go to that website now....

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mikeymayhem_87 15

If anything, some guys have to tuck the balls away to keep them from swinging all over

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chocolateisyum 12

Wow, before this FML, I hadn't even thought about this concept. Do any guys do this?

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mikeymayhem_87 15

It sounds like somebody didn't get the hint of sarcasm

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cameron194 9

Lol, well when I'm runnin down the stairs to the laundry room to get clean clothes to wear, it start to develop a pretty good "too-and-fro" lol.. But as for taping it down, no ma'am.. I let my shit hang wild and proud!! :p

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WhatYouMean 4

Actually, in my case, every time I go running, I do NEED to strap it down. Haha xD

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BellaBelle_fml 23

So 'WhatYouMean' is that you have a below average sized penis?

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TipOfTheHat 10

Mine penis is detachable, I can take it off for jogging, hiking, kayaking. I misplace it from time to time, however; it always seems to pop up when needed!

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Sunkistlover718 21

"Pop up when needed!" I see what you did there.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Detachable penis... detachable penis...

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TipOfTheHat 10

Mine penis is detachable, I can take it off for jogging, hiking, kayaking. I misplace it from time to time, however; it always seems to pop up when needed!

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Negroification 7

But men DO have to do that, the same way women need to wear sports bras.

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monstersocks 5

people don't need to but it is best to do so.

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