By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 23:02 - Ireland - Waterford

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Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML
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HortonThelephant 15

Well not EVERY guy is hung like an elephant, BUT..

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idealTHC 7

Well... I know if I dont tie it down I would come home with red marks all across my chest.

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Giluh 19

Two words. Tighty Whities.

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delete_me 4

Actually, in all seriousness we kind of do. That's the whole purpose of men wearing compression pants

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tinyj96 3

Thats a good idea. Its never fun when your nads are brutally attacking your thighs.

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TwoOneFive 11

Only if it's 12 inches and more

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BntyHntrSeattle 30

This is the most penis talk I've ever heard in one place, and I'm in high school :P

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Epikouros 31

Yeah, we ran naked, but usually we tied our floppy bits down with a thin leather strap around the foreskin.

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wdd2 5

Stop lying to your sister, we all do it, I personally use hot glue for that purpose alone, otherwise i get creepers staring at me.

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ohSNAPyall 26

Why do you care if your sister believes you on this penis issue?

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frontmanmike 14

Different solutions for different events: for instance, we sometimes wear our dongs as neckties to formal events, but only when the risk of an erection is minimal, as we could strangle ourselves with our own throbbing meat.

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