By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 23:02 - Ireland - Waterford

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Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML
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HortonThelephant 15

Well not EVERY guy is hung like an elephant, BUT..

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idealTHC 7

Well... I know if I dont tie it down I would come home with red marks all across my chest.

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zephyre_fml 2

I first read "strip down". Didn't make that much sense that way though....

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stewpididiot 11

Hey. Just cause you don't have to....

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SuperDanielNL 23

When we in Europe go jogging we always put little bells on our ball and go running commando.

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jcamps6 7

Going commando in gym shorts >

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SuperDanielNL 23

When we in Europe go jogging we alwats go commando and put littke bells around our balls, so other people can hear us while we run.

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roosefer 6

That actually makes sense when u think about it :)

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Mwslewis 3

Obviously we all do of course! Still, the comments here are really making me laugh keep 'em coming!

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Old_Iron_Sides 6

That's the origin of the Prince Albert piercing. Supposedly Prince albert had trouble with his penis flopping around too much when he was riding his horse, and so pierced it with a ring so he could attach it to his leg.

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