By Anonymous - 16/12/2012 23:02 - Ireland - Waterford

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Today, I spent nearly half an hour trying to dispel my sister's belief that men have to strap down their penises before going jogging. FML
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HortonThelephant 15

Well not EVERY guy is hung like an elephant, BUT..

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idealTHC 7

Well... I know if I dont tie it down I would come home with red marks all across my chest.

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Capt_Oblivious 10

You mean you don't have to duct tape it down?!?! My buddies always told me you had to and I just believed them. Those crazy guys.

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etchsanity1 11

I use compression shorts when running way better than the freeballing for distance

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annie_nk 22

Nice face tat. Reminds me of Zell from FF8

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robberry 11

Compression shorts, or running shorts with a liner, take care of this problem.

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beastiness 14

Well we kinda do, I'm a runner and I always wear compression shorts when I run any distance cause I can't stand it bouncing around

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I_iz_B_a_troll 23

Well, the last time I ran was probably in middle school, but I still remember how annoying it was to have it flopping around in tight-ish gym shorts the whole time, and to add insult to annoyance I was a hormonal young boy in a PE class full of girls and all that stimulation from the flopping didn't help... If I could have tied it down it would have been a huge help. No pun intended.

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ktwynn 6

Does taking the tape off not seem like it would be just about the most painful thing ever to anyone else, or is that just me?

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biglittlehead 12

The putting it on would be fine. It's that taking it off part that would suck. *shudders*

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SqueakyChipmunk 21

I have to wear 3 bras and hold my breasts down when I jog. Just kidding, I don't jog.

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biglittlehead 12

At least you don't have to tuck your nuts into your socks to avoid tripping.

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smallshaft 10

Obviously by my username I wouldn't know. I'm hung like a light switch so I can't really say

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