Miscellaneous: Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma,...

By Anonymous - 31/05/2014 20:04 - United States - Brandon

Today, I spent several hours downtown with my violent grandma, after she was arrested for threatening a guy with a gun. His crime? "Trespassing" by ringing the doorbell and asking if she was interested in donating to charity. FML

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By Michelle - 01/09/2010 08:27 - Netherlands

Today, I went to pay my grandma a visit. She called the cops because she didn't recognize me and thought I was a robber. FML

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By tkoester - 29/08/2015 04:29 - United States - Fairfield

Today, I got a phone call letting me know my grandmother was arrested for trying to light my grandpa on fire. She's now in jail, asking for bail money. FML

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By Grandson - 01/01/2012 13:51 - Australia

Today, I received my first phone call of the new year. It was the police station informing me that my elderly grandmother has been arrested for indecent exposure. FML

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Always prepared

By emasculated 10000% - 04/05/2013 17:05 - Sweden - Ljungby

Today, I was out with my grandma when a pair of very shady guys approached us in the street, hands in their pockets. Without breaking stride, she pulled a knife out of her handbag and told them they'd better keep walking. They did. What the fuck, gran? FML

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By Anonymous - 31/03/2016 13:43 - United Kingdom

Today, I came home from work to find my grandmother in my living room, demanding to know where I'd been all day. I'm 22 and live by myself. She stole my mother's emergency key to get in. FML

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By forgotten - 02/10/2009 07:46 - United Kingdom

Today, being the nice grandchild that I am, I went to visit my grandmother. She didn't recognise who I was. I thought she was joking. She later called the police as, "Some weirdo had walked into her house." I'm that weirdo; she wasn't joking. FML

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By Brooklyn - 05/11/2012 22:11 - United States - Newport

Today, I enjoyed a lovely family dinner, but my irritating grandma kept trying to buy my purse off me, and kept picking it up to look at it. When I got home I realized all my cash and cigarettes were gone. FML

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Stranger Danger!

By tried to help - 07/10/2019 00:01

Today, I was going into a store and saw a woman roughly handling a screaming toddler. I kept walking, until I heard the kid scream, "Help! You’re not my mommy!” I called 911 and stood behind the car to keep her from taking off. The cops arrived to see me fending off blows from a very pissed off grandma. FML

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By Anonymous - 17/03/2013 19:09 - France - Minzier

Today, I went to the gym with my grandma. In the span of an hour, she was hit on more than I ever have been in my life. FML

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By GDBeast - 09/01/2013 23:55 - United States

Today, a girl I've been talking to online for a while asked me if I wanted to meet her in person. Two hours of driving later, I end up at her house. When she opened the door, she screamed and called the cops on me. While detained, she called my phone asking why I never showed up today. FML

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Wizardo 33

Sunday 1 June 2014 1:36

Well in her defence, these charity organisation names are sounding like malicious and/or terrorist organisations, I mean UNICEF, WWF, PETA! Wake up people...

dingostacy 14

Sunday 1 June 2014 1:40

Imagine what happens to the Jehovah's witnesses....

Comments

TheGriizlyBear 22

Sunday 1 June 2014 1:58

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I have Alzheimer's Cheese on toast.

botanistjessica 24

Sunday 1 June 2014 2:20

I have no idea how this relates to Alzheimer's. More like turrets.

sterling1113 15

Sunday 1 June 2014 4:33

I have no idea how this is related to turrets, more like Tourette's.

mustang_92 9

Sunday 1 June 2014 6:15

I think 12's poem was referring to how Alzheimer's patients can sometimes forget what they were saying mid-sentence.

botanistjessica 24

Sunday 1 June 2014 7:31

I knew it looked wrong. No lame excuses, I just had a lapse of brain cell usage and forgot how to spell.

91hayek 31

Sunday 1 June 2014 8:39

better get your head checked for turrets :P

blancoing 14

Sunday 1 June 2014 2:07

"I'll donate a cap in yo ass! "

loveseat14 11

Sunday 1 June 2014 2:09

Awesome gma

raspution 21

Sunday 1 June 2014 2:20

Can I borrow her.

cakefete2 30

Sunday 1 June 2014 4:15

Why don't you ring her door bell and ask?

ilast4eva 2

Sunday 1 June 2014 2:23

Lmmfao Grandma Dont Play No Games.

wysegirl 24

Sunday 1 June 2014 2:24

Sounds like my grandma. Cool at least she can defend herself.

Futacy 29

Sunday 1 June 2014 2:39

...Or just end up murdering someone

Avenator5 6

Sunday 1 June 2014 2:52

Grandma takes no prisoners!

ZorroRooster 19

Sunday 1 June 2014 3:09

Well, thats one way to deal with door to door solicitations. Word gets around that there's some crazy old lady with a gun threatening passers-by, and the only ones crazy enough to still ring the bell after that would be Jehovah's witnesses. And really, not sure if one or two of them would be all that missed.