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By illenram06 - 11/07/2011 15:37 - Philippines

Today, I spent the entire day in my room trying to figure out how to get rid of my psycho boyfriend without dying. FML

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You deserved it 6 692

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By Anonymous - 17/10/2015 08:17 - Australia

Today, I spent two hours researching ways to fake my death, just so I can escape my crazy, overbearing stalker of a mum. FML

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By Anonymous - 31/12/2015 18:15 - United States - Hyde Park

Today, I woke up to the sound of my psycho ex trying to break down my apartment door. FML

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You deserved it 1 657

By Anonymous - 29/11/2013 15:37 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I actually thought of faking my own death to get away from my girlfriend and her insane, overbearing family. FML

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You deserved it 7 842

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By whattheHellman - 23/10/2022 09:00 - Australia - Traralgon

Today, my boyfriend starting going off on me, calling me a psycho, all because I opened our bedroom door while he was in there. FML

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By Anonymous - 09/09/2020 23:00

Today, I tried thinking of the best way to kill myself without leaving my body intact enough for people to continue to judge. FML

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You deserved it 425

By Foolish - 18/07/2016 06:51 - United States - Los Altos

Today, I decided to give my boyfriend one last chance at fixing our failing relationship. Instead of talking about how to fix our dying relationship, he decided to game all day and ignore me. FML

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You deserved it 1 917

By theawfulpresent - 30/01/2013 00:28 - United States - Germantown

Today, my boyfriend tried to hypnotize me into breaking up with him. FML

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You deserved it 3 448

By Ella - 24/07/2009 02:26 - United States

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He said no. FML

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You deserved it 28 231

By HelpPlease - 11/02/2016 23:18 - United States - San Francisco

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. Midway through the speech I'd prepared, I fainted and hit my head against a wall. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 533

You deserved it 2 670

By stuck - 12/06/2016 05:59 - Sweden - Hägersten

Today, I tried to break up with my boyfriend. He decided to lock me in the apartment until I say that we are in fact still together. This is the 4th time he has done this. FML

I agree, your life sucks 16 188

You deserved it 4 356

amrik 11

Monday 11 July 2011 19:09

sell him

seeunexttuesdays 6

Monday 11 July 2011 19:10

it's called a gun.

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Madelinexo 6

Monday 11 July 2011 19:32

That's horrible, call the police!

blood_sheds 0

Monday 11 July 2011 19:34

damnn.. act crazy bak lol idek

DocBastard 38

Monday 11 July 2011 19:36

Either drop him in a vat of acid or into the caldera of a volcano. That always seems to work in cartoons.

HannahForbesxo 13

Monday 11 July 2011 19:46

In that case she should invest in some dynamite, rope and a space rocket. Problem solved.

bigbadtim 7

Monday 11 July 2011 21:25

My friend is a sales rep at Acme. Maybe he can hook OP up.

Selbesterwahr 3

Tuesday 12 July 2011 0:21

Actually, a Caldera is a... Oh nevermind. XD Close enough.

larosa360 2

Monday 11 July 2011 19:40

you know he's waching you

Tektite 14

Monday 11 July 2011 19:44

Lol.. When you first started dating him, couldn't you tell he was psycho? Usually when you get red flags going off in your mind.. it's a sign to run!

oyevteshyna 0

Monday 11 July 2011 19:46

Omg the same thing happened to me on July 9th

barlessprison 16

Monday 11 July 2011 20:36

How fascinating. Do continue.

XxThrasherxX 0

Monday 11 July 2011 19:50

Just another boyfriend thats clearly gone to hell....

zhenluo 0

Monday 11 July 2011 19:50

seriously though he needs help. you have to let him down easily.

Kaylaaaaa1 0

Monday 11 July 2011 19:52

this is so me... I did this yesterday.

gigi03 5

Monday 11 July 2011 19:54

Restraining Order

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