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By Tootsy_Roll_Pop - 23/05/2009 16:15 - United States

Today, I spent the whole day seeing how many licks it would take to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop: 763. I'm 24. FML

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By htothecr - 03/05/2009 21:05 - United States

Today, I was holding a lit cigarette in one hand and a lollipop in the other. Guess which one I licked? FML

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By mk - 20/06/2009 05:47 - Canada

Today, I had a big craving for a popsicle so I went to a convenience store and bought one. On my first bite, my upper lip got stuck to it. I ripped it off and spent the next 10 minutes trying to stop the bleeding from the giant cut I'd put in my lip. It hurt too much to finish the popsicle. FML

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By doesntkissalot - 28/08/2010 16:19 - United States

Today, I was watching TV when a Dentyne gum commercial came on and stated that the average person spends more than 20,000 minutes kissing. I've spent less than three. FML

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By ouch - 05/10/2015 19:20 - United States - Stockton

Today, I cracked my tooth. I was so tired I put my pretzel stick in my tea and took a bite out of my spoon. FML

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By Snotmyfault - 11/01/2009 14:33 - United States

Today, at the age of 22, I started eating my boogers. FML

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By SonofMnemosyne - 19/11/2018 07:30 - United States

Today, I have been on the toilet all day due to chocolate laxatives from trick-or-treating. Today, it is my birthday. FML

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By Wraith - 06/11/2013 17:27 - Canada - Holland Landing

Today, because I'm tall enough to see over the cubicle walls at work, I witnessed my 50-year-old co-worker pulling his finger out of his nose and immediately popping it into his mouth. FML

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What am I doing?

By janesays - 24/02/2010 07:45 - United States

Today, my 2 year-old had a large booger blocking his nose so I pulled it out. I was on the phone and absentmindedly rolling it around between my thumb and pointer finger. I put it in my mouth and crushed it between my teeth for a solid minute before I remembered what it was. FML

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By pathetic - 06/11/2013 13:04 - United States - Lincoln

Today, my grocery shopping consisted of Poptarts, SpaghettiOs, Lucky Charms, Popsicles, Easy Mac, and Twinkies. I'm a 25-year-old woman with no kids. FML

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You deserved it 22 597

By Wormy - 11/05/2009 19:45 - United States

Today, I bit into a Reese's Cup that had been sitting on my desk for a while. As I did, half of a yellow meal worm fell out and landed in front of me, the other half was in my mouth. It was wiggling. FML

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Ilovelife07 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

Serves that asshole Mr. Owl right, somebody was bound to foil his plans to keep the answer from the world

starbucks14 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:06

I wouldn't have wasted my entire day on that but i think the fact that you accomplished something like that is kind of cool, then again I'm 15. &hearts;

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c_7_8_9 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

Dang!

CherishFlowers 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

I remember when I was in 5th grade, we had to do this project, too. It took us 20-30 minutes, not the whole day. I remember mine was in the 700s too.

cacheson 41

Wednesday 26 July 2017 6:24

Agreed. Mine was pretty close to that also, 694. Then again I was 6 when I did it. Haha

Ilovelife07 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:13

Serves that asshole Mr. Owl right, somebody was bound to foil his plans to keep the answer from the world

assasin_fml 0

Sunday 7 February 2010 0:40

#14

mwz777 0

Sunday 28 March 2010 1:55

lmfao

gagliface 3

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:14

Hey I definitely did that one day too. mine took 1580. hahaha

jesslackszazz 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:14

Thats not a FML, because we all want to know how many licks it takes. And you have just informed me. Thanks.

thakiller 0

Saturday 17 July 2010 3:42

haha yeah

kellster 2

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:14

Well now, whose fault would that be? Go do something less pathetic with your evening, at least!

nuclear 0

Saturday 23 May 2009 23:15

In the 7th grade some guy and I did that for two periods straight with a mini Tootsie Roll Pop and we got more than 7000 licks. Yes, 7000 not 700. ...Now I'm wondering why it took so many. And now I wanna say FML. :P