Miscellaneous: Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 13:16 - United States

Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML

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By nohalloweenforus - 31/10/2016 15:22

Today, it's Halloween and my boss changed his mind at the last minute, telling us we're no longer allowed to carve pumpkins in our lunch hour because, "It would be too distracting". What are we supposed to do with 12 pumpkins now? FML

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By halloweenless - 01/11/2010 13:14 - United States

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

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You deserved it 2 811

By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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You deserved it 7 230

By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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You deserved it 46 601

By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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By androidjezus - 03/11/2019 18:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML

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By nocostumeforme - 29/10/2011 16:01 - Canada

Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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You deserved it 28 252

By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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qazaq 1

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:06

Ydi who buys pumpkins when people leave them out on there porch for free

Naomimi_fml 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:12

I know right! Why adopt a child when they roam the streets alone on Halloween... for free?!

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JinxosGirl87 0

Monday 31 October 2011 3:37

A church down the street from me sells pumpkins and keep them out and unattended late at night. Grab a truck and take your pick! :)

fatalwish 6

Monday 31 October 2011 4:05

$10 for a pumpkin? Jeez in ohio you can hand pick which you one you want and its like 50 cents

ithilaelin 0

Monday 31 October 2011 6:14

Cool story, bro.

robertlovespi 3

Monday 31 October 2011 6:25

YDI for wasting 10 bucks on pumpkins just because it's Halloween. Could have fed the hungry.

Shmace 4

Monday 31 October 2011 7:09

They charge $4 a kilo here in Aus. For pumpkins that average about 10 kilos each.

bingababe 16

Monday 31 October 2011 9:58

Yep, cost me $30 for the one I bought. My kids had never carved a pumpkin before so it was worth it to me just to see them have fun with it.

VampObsessed 16

Monday 31 October 2011 8:09

Umm..ever heard of Walmart, Meijer, Kroger, or any other grocery store? $3 buddy..really. YDI dude.

Daederoth 10

Monday 31 October 2011 14:29

YDI, what you've never heard of google? Who the hell drives all over town looking for anything?

katt_is_here 24

Monday 31 October 2011 19:50

YDI for waiting until the last possible minute. I have no sympathy for you whatsoever. Freaking reminds me of people at my job.

bubo_fml 10

Monday 31 October 2011 22:59

$10.00 per Pumpkin?!? YDI ya fukkin 1%er!!

crystalrain17 14

Tuesday 1 November 2011 3:33

"And isn't it ironic, don't you think?"

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