By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 13:16 - United States

Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML
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qazaq 1

Ydi who buys pumpkins when people leave them out on there porch for free

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Naomimi_fml 6

I know right! Why adopt a child when they roam the streets alone on Halloween... for free?!

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tabarnak_fml 7

So you're the idiot who bought my pumpkins? Wow I took them for free at my town's halloween festival! Small world!!

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HomeAl0ne 20

Next there will be pumpkin futures, buy and sell options, cucurbita debt obligations, pumpkin derivatives and other gourd based financial instruments. Then 1 November will come around and the whole thing will collapse faster than Leyman Brothers. Get out now!

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ikickgingers 15

I went to one of the road stands like 15 minutes outside of my city. $2 a pop any size. I bought ten. I don't have kids. :/ those honor boxes make me feel guilty, I threw in $30 because I didn't see the assholes in front of me leave any money.

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Enslaved 36

10? Why so many? Are you a Smashing Pumpkin fan that feels that despite all your rage, you're still just a rat in a cage?

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ikickgingers 15

Lol Halloween is my favorite!!! Pumpkins on my porch all carved. Creepiness awaiting little children who dare come this way. I am going to run AMUCK!! Amuck amuck amuck amuck!!*jumps up and down* Have you been watching me again? I just had my explorer out and was playing 'mayonaise'. You can come in from the bushes Enslaved, it's a bit cold outside ...

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Enslaved 36

Damn! You spotted me? I guess you trimmed your bush down pretty well. I'll come in only if you offer apple cider and cookies? And don't worry about me staying warm....I'm cold blooded. (:

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ikickgingers 15

(stays away from trimmed bush comment) It is Sunday. I have beer and captain... I'm sticking with water... Long weekend. Uhmn chicken wing dip, and assorted football essentials. If you start talking Cowboys like the one who shall remain nameless you will be banished to the basement. :D

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Enslaved 36

Banished to the basement doesn't sound like a punishment. Go Cowboys, tonight! (crosses fingers, toes, knees) And Yes! Water sounds great! I had a long weekend too. Saw GNR in concert last night.(: Perhaps a glass of milk in a tall boy glass while listening to Ludwig van might be better? You can be Alex and I'll play the coffee table. Lol Anyways that OP paying so much for those pumpkins sucks, right? (We must talk about the FML or we'll get mod) haha

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ikickgingers 15

*cough*eff America's team*cough* If Op went were I went he could've bought five. Damn kids and their needs, and all that. Frosted glasses are in the freezer.

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samfalk39 0

YDI. 10 dollars a pumpkin?!

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perdix 29

Who is Google? Just make sure you don't Google "Google" or you'll break the Internet.

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deviable 9

A creature that eats small children. People buy them to ward off all the sticky fingered kids who want to steal their candy.

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HomeAl0ne 20

Ahh, the big questions!! Why is the sky blue? What the **** is it with magnets anyway? How do you manage to keep you heart and lungs going at the same time???

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perdix 29

The town probably bought up the pumpkins from all over town causing hyperinflation in the few places that kept some in stock. Take 5 from the festival to break even, and wing 'em at kids who complain about the shitty peanut butter chews in black and orange wax paper you handed out. As much as I love peanut butter, I can't believe how bad those chews are. They make circus peanuts seem like ambrosia.

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Ketchup_Castle 30

This happened to me too. I bought pumpkins at Walmart for $4.50 each only to find out they were letting people at the store take them for free as they were leaving.

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