Miscellaneous: Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a...

By Anonymous - 30/10/2011 13:16 - United States

Today, I spent two hours driving all over town looking for a store that sold pumpkins. When I finally found some, I was charged ten dollars per pumpkin. Later, I went to my town's annual Halloween festival and discovered they were giving pumpkins away for free. FML

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By nohalloweenforus - 31/10/2016 15:22

Today, it's Halloween and my boss changed his mind at the last minute, telling us we're no longer allowed to carve pumpkins in our lunch hour because, "It would be too distracting". What are we supposed to do with 12 pumpkins now? FML

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By halloweenless - 01/11/2010 13:14 - United States

Today, I spent over $160 and 2 hours preparing for a Halloween party I was throwing. The only person who showed up was my sister, who helped me decorate. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/11/2010 01:05 - United States

Today, my Halloween costume finally showed up in the mail. Their consolation for a late delivery? A 50 cent discount. FML

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By trick or not treat - 31/10/2009 22:26 - France

Today, I bought fifteen bags of candy for the trick-or-treaters. I sat outside with a bowl of candy the whole night. Only one person came. FML

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By candice - 01/11/2011 09:09 - Reserved

Today, I had to tell all the trick-or-treaters that I'd run out of candy. I'd actually bought about $50 worth of candy, but managed to eat all of it by myself, sitting alone in my apartment, exactly like last year. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/10/2010 23:55 - United Kingdom

Today, I walked outside to find someone had egged my house and smashed a pumpkin onto my car. I later discovered that the perpetrator was my own 8 year old son. FML

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By androidjezus - 03/11/2019 18:30

Today, I asked my girlfriend to get a bunch of candy for our first Halloween at our new house, so she got $60 worth. We got into an argument about who was going to give it out. It’s now 9 p.m. No one came to our door all night. FML

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By nocostumeforme - 29/10/2011 16:01 - Canada

Today, I excitedly checked the mail to see if my Halloween costume finally arrived. It didn't. I live in an isolated city, so finding a costume by any other means than the Internet was impossible. I spent over $100 for a costume that I won't even get to wear this year. FML

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By Username - 04/12/2010 21:04 - United States

Today, I gave my friend a ride to town so she wouldn't have to pay the $10 to park. While waiting to pick her up, I grabbed a bite to eat. Upon returning to my car, I found a $55 parking ticket on my windshield. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/07/2011 04:46 - United States

Today, I found a very large pumpkin super-glued to my car. It will not come off. FML

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Sunday 30 October 2011 19:06

Ydi who buys pumpkins when people leave them out on there porch for free

Naomimi_fml 6

Sunday 30 October 2011 19:12

I know right! Why adopt a child when they roam the streets alone on Halloween... for free?!

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rchl101 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 4:09

Why didn't you look up a store that sold pumpkins before you went out looking?

rmcke93 0

Tuesday 1 November 2011 11:11

Our Halloween pumpkins in Australia are $4 a kilo, minimum $10 each :/

iammenotyoi 4

Tuesday 1 November 2011 12:56

10 bucks? Here they are only about 3-5!

karleeelizabeth 0

Wednesday 2 November 2011 4:41

What has this world come to where you sell pumpkins for $10?

some_girl9 8

Wednesday 2 November 2011 21:26

YDI. How could you not know your own town's festival had them??

gingeryginger 1

Saturday 9 June 2012 17:41

Well your officially a terrible shopper

ToxicMoo33 18

Tuesday 3 February 2015 21:01

Dummy

janderson416 16

Monday 23 May 2016 14:12

How many pumpkins did you buy? You should charge for candy at your house until you earn the money back for your pumpkins

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