Health: Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup....

By Anne - 29/04/2012 06:41 - United States

Today, I spoke to my ex again for the first time after our breakup. The first words out of his mouth were, "I love you, so I'm going to have to confess some things in the hopes that my honesty will help us get back together." It didn't, but it does mean I have to get tested now. FML

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Today, I met my ex, who told me he had something very important to tell me. I thought he was about to tell me that his girlfriend is pregnant (a fact I already knew). He told me that he still loves me and he'd never stopped. FML

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By JCruz411 - 21/01/2010 13:10 - France

Today, I talked to my ex on AIM after not speaking to her since we broke up two years ago. The conversation lead up to her asking how I feel about her. So I poured my heart and soul out to her, because I still love her. She immediately logged off. FML

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Got it

By Anonymous - 24/04/2021 23:00

Today, my ex asked me if I would reconsider a future with him. I said, “Only if we can learn to communicate effectively." He said, “Good talk, this time you actually got through to me.” Then he ceased all communication. FML

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By 2ndchoice - 12/12/2009 15:47 - Belgium

Today, my boyfriend wanted to tell me how much he loves me. He said a lot of wonderful things, such as not being able to live without me and hoping that I would want to live with him and marry him someday. He ended his loving speech with his ex-girlfriend's name instead of mine. FML

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By Miki - 16/12/2012 23:57 - United States - Kenner

Today, after several years spent hung up on my ex, I was finally moving on. I was on a date with my new boyfriend when my ex walked past us. He broke down crying, got on his knees, and begged me to come back. FML

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Should I Stay or Should I Go?

By Anonymous - 19/09/2016 10:05

Today, my girlfriend contacted me. She said she'd thought over her feelings over our temporary break in the relationship, and she wanted to try again. Being my stupid, self-loathing self, I asked her so many questions on if she was sure or not that she went back into doubt and revoked the offer. FML

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Disconnected

By Chrissy - 08/10/2024 20:00 - United States

Today, I was having a romantic dinner with my girlfriend when she said she had a confession. I expected something cute. Instead, she told me she’s been "reconnecting" with her ex for the past month... and wants to go back to him. FML

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By Out from Hell - 22/04/2013 22:31 - United States - Woodstock

Today, I got so drunk I called my ex-boyfriend and confessed my love to him. All in front of my current boyfriend. FML

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Tainted Love

By Anonymous - 05/10/2010 21:27 - United States

Today, I told the girl I've been seeing for a while about the strong feelings that I have for her and that I was falling in love. She told me my words made her realize what it felt like to be in love. My words were so powerful, in fact, that she ran right back into the arms of her ex boyfriend. FML

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By hopeless - 07/10/2016 20:28 - United States - Annandale On Hudson

Today, I confessed my feelings to the only man I've ever loved. He asked me for dating advice. FML

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Sunday 29 April 2012 12:06

Look at it positively.

Kog_Hiro 17

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:10

Hey, at least he said something. He could have not, then you might of had plenty of problems to deal with in the future.

Comments

patrickalamo 47

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:16

So is this somthing that a shot will fix or is this for life?

Stardew 19

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:18

Think negative, OP! On this kinda test, the best score is negative.

danielwilliams57 6

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:25

He should have told you before.. :( Sorry to hear!

murdersquirrel 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:14

Maybe he didn't know. A lot of that crap can be dormant for a while.

ooyt453 1

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:40

I would have turtle slapped the shit out of him

iliketurdles 7

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:52

Sorry, she can't. I copyrighted that move a month ago.

SkoomaKi 27

Sunday 29 April 2012 12:42

Looks like his love "infected" you...

LSS_fml 18

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:18

For some reason I imagined gossip girl saying this, you just needed "x o x o" at the end.

heyred 11

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:01

Yes he is scum but be thankful he at least told you. So many wouldn't.

jaff23 11

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:06

Even though this is an fml I was hoping for a happy ending lol. Hopefully you don't have anything, OP but he should've told you sooner!

KaelaKhaotic 5

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:11

'Honey, I love you with all my heart, but I have to be honest with you. I gave you gonorrhea. Will you give me another chance??' Hmmm let me think about that... NO.

murdersquirrel 15

Sunday 29 April 2012 21:25

All I can think of, especially after this comment, is the time my long-term boyfriend thought he had chlamydia from an ex over 14 years ago. It hurt when he peed and he kept saying I 'had stuff going on too.' I went to the lady doctor and told him to lay off coffe and drink cranberry juice. He had a UTI. I had a yeast infection. No clap!

Rednecktified 5

Monday 30 April 2012 0:18

Thanks for sharing that.

challan 19

Sunday 29 April 2012 13:13

Omg Op, so sorry that you're going through this. At least he told you, so you didn't infect someone else, but I'm sure that's not much comfort to you right now. I usually just joke on here, and never get religious, but i have said a quick prayer for you. I hope your test results are all negative, and from now on you'll only have safe sex.

challan 19

Sunday 29 April 2012 16:45

I finally said something nice and not sarcastic and I'm thumbed down? Lmao I love FML! Well how about this... Op's ex thought he was playing Pokemon. Gotta catch em all!